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[darcy @lovechillswag]

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook or I don’t clean and I��m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

[Marisa is Having Nightmares @MarisasHorror]

That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

They should have a jeans day at the zoo. I want to see what a gorilla looks like in some archive

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Hereditary is a movie about what can happen

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

An unmarried 28 year old is younger than a married 22 year old

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv

[★ @tretslet]

Your girl wearing a napoleonesque jacket from Zara

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

Resolved to not look at my phone on my afternoon walk and saw a dead body

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i have poor work ethic and the pussy is trash as well

[dg @dontdoitdani]

everyone is in a fucking open relationship… OPEN THE SCHOOLS AND CLOSE THE RELATIONSHIPS!!!

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

everyone in the bar is talking about how they hurt themselves on the jagged bit of metal sticking out of the wall. it's bringing people together. it's starting conversations

[capo @1660capo]

first one in my bloodline to smoke this much weed fr

[brie (6-2) (4-0) @muttmoder]

I hope my next boyfriend Likes Me

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Ear nose and throat day at the gym

[donjackoghue @donjackoghue]

land acknowledgment at the orgy

[T @llfr6wT]

حسابي بتويتر لإني مهتمة بكل المواضيع

[? @_angelbxtch]

I resonate with this

[☆ nic ☆ @nicluvsrootbeer]

adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need

[Grahams @willgrahamtdick]

This and jerking off my boyfriend