Detritus

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[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

baby get up i gotta refill the air mattress

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

whatever bro i'm getting higher than the empire state

[james @jms_tny]

One of the most devastating reads I’ve ever heard in my life was from my almost 99 year old Irish catholic grandmother who described our slightly overweight relative as “always damp”

[megan @chismosavirus]

been SO obsessed with pushing my boulder up a hill lately omggggg could do this every day forever

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

my card never declines because id never decline some trans action

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

I mean I’m rather sex positive in the grand scheme of catholic upbringings but I’m not going to something called hole festival

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

9/11 in lego city probably sounded funny as hell

[charlie @shape_rotation]

I bring a sort of Scandinavian rigidity to dishwasher organization and it’s clashing with my roommates’ boho artistic methodology

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

*bravely* i will direct christopher nolan's the odyssey

[xMoosex @xastupidx]

just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 they really snippin my tower twin

[Internationally Renowned Cartoonist @shadowfan198]

If you do pub trivia and your team is like eight people you should kill yourself

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

Sneaking into The Odyssey with 28 of my friends by cramming into a giant wooden horse and leaving it outside an IMAX with a note saying it’s a gift.

[Carly Rae Sepsis @sped_bundy]

If I were a dominatrix I’d make my sub do edward 40hands

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

eating fresh fruits and vegetables as a form of self harm

[cigarette @yolotruther]

this makes me feel famous

[Joey @deestlore]

Pretty good rock, could use a train going around it

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

dream bf is autistic guy whose special interest is sex