Microsoft Encarta

The Complete Interactive Multimedia Encyclopedia

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Just being me

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THIS WEEK IN HISTORY (2005): Hurricane Katrina is a big piece of shit asshole

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While relatively common, basements are rare in areas with elevations at or near sea level, or with high water tables.

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A basement is a floor or level of a building or house that is built below ground, partially or entirely.

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welp wikipedia's gone guess its time for this *blows on encarta 95 disc, huge cloud of dust consumes self, room, earth. sun becomes myth*

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In 1439, Johannes Gutenberg invented the movable-type printing press. In 1994, Microsoft Corporation released Encarta '95. #OMGFacts

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Wait, you mean to tell me Wikipedia can be edited by ANYONE?! How can you trust that? Encarta is edited by professionals. You can trust me.

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Is it true? Is SOPA really dead?!

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Some people seem to have taken to making jokes at my expense. You won't be laughing when the Internet shuts down and I'm all you have left!

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Dean has spoken out against SOPA. Why do you hate me, Swizz Beatz? Why are you crushing my dreams of newfound relevancy?

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Swizz Beatz (née Kasseem Dean) is an American record producer. He revealed today that he is the CEO of popular file-sharing site MegaUpload.

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Jimmy Wales misplaced his @Encarta95 CD in 2001 #factswithoutwikipedia

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Don't ask Jeeves... Ask Encarta!

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The world is desperate for information. No one knows what to do—until one brave woman remembers the name that started it all: Encarta '95.

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This is the tip of a proverbial iceberg. Before you know it, all existing online information is blocked, and then removed altogether.

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A future where SOPA and PIPA are passed.

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Bored because Wikipedia's blocked? Give MindMaze a go! It's learning that's fun!

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Encarta will never black you out! :-)

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Have you been able to find all the information you've needed during the blackout??

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@somebadideas I don't have enough information to tell!