Ian Cheatwood

Dessert is a social construct

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RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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please @nikgeneburn

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It's not body dysmorphia if you're right.

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I have had little desire to play #DeathStranding2 but I've listened to @Woodkid's album like 7 times and it feels like @Kojima_Hideo is rubbing his hands together saying "just as I planned" because I certainly want to play now.

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I wear socks just to take 'em off. I'm sick in the head

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It's weird hearing all these anti-death penalty people support the killing of #Peanut "because he was illegal".

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I like when my cat's ears go back while he stares at me wild eyed because I'm flailing my arms in the air screaming "DEATH". He assumes I've noticed some predator he hasn't when in fact I'm just doing it to Make Him Afraid, it's the cutest thing

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1. Make a band better than the Red Hot Chili peppers
2. Call it the White Hot Chili Peppers

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An American jock late for class with a slice of pizza in his mouth getting isekai'd by the Weinermobile

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He looks cute right now but if I pet him he'll bite me very hard

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@GuildWars2 Anet once again improving a game so close to perfect I can't believe they're still finding things to improve

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"Before you are two guards. One of us always tells the truth, the other always lies."
-The lying guard

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Theater kids will get charged with a war crime and go, "tee hee I was just yes-anding"

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The world is nothing but an uncaring cyclone of I'm tired in the morning

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This is how I found out

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I wanna get to the point in the gym where it looks like my theme song is phonk music

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Wishing everyone who sees this be filled with great #Kenergy tomorrow

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Gosling says "I doubted my Kenergy, I didn't see it" when he got asked to join ‘BARBIE’. #CinemaCon

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@alec_sears Gm

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Games pair well with certain activities.
Examples:
1. Space Engineers while watching The Expanse
2. Drinking a Beer while playing Deep Rock Galactic
3. Playing League of Legends while getting punched in the head by the closest thing to a father figure you have left in your life

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The media be like, "Hating evil people is antisemitic."

🤦‍♂️

[ADL @ADL]

Former President Trump also delivered remarks that were in character but still dangerous. His claims about expelling warmongers, driving out globalists, casting out communists, and throwing off those who hate our country echo classic #antisemitic rhetoric.

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Kraft Punk and Bud Knight are brothers and enemies.