Maura Gordon

LA Native 2nd Gen, OR transplant (now Lisa Douglas 2.0),❤️ Puerto Vallarta, Dodgers, Mexico, humor, animals, food - mgordon1003

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who agrees that the audio of Speaker Johnson ADMITTING that he's planning on cutting Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security SHOULD BE A HUGE STORY.

Don't let him slide on this.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Republicans...

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨THE U.S. PRESIDENT HAS JUST LOST CONSCIOUSNESS ON LIVE TV.

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@Oscarrjavier95 Yes! I have small ears and if I turn my head they pop out - under airline seats etc!

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

Awful

[Dron Vallarta @vive_vallarta]

#PuertoVallarta 🇲🇽🌊🐚🌴

[Schnitzel @Schnitzel63]

Motörhead- Ace of spades♠️, at the young ones

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@ABC7 🤮

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@KTLA Just a matter of time...

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@Revolutioig9 @CalltoActivism They will make it so much worse

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

BREAKING: 49 Senate Republicans just VOTED DOWN our simple bill to pay TSA workers.

Republicans have now blocked TSA pay SEVEN times. It’s a slap in the face to the men and women who have been working without a paycheck for weeks.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino]

@SaveYourCinema @MsIngaSpoke This is horrific

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@militantangleno New subscribers maybe? I'm not going to pay more than that!

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@SabuzView @NancySinatra A

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Without California, America doesn’t eat.

Nearly HALF of your vegetables...

Over 3/4 of your fruits and nuts...

ALL harvested in California — powered by immigrant farmworkers who keep this country running.

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

Is Mexico Safe to Visit Right Now? https://t.co/2izaue3KbU

[Alfons López Tena 🦇 @alfonslopeztena]

If Congress doesn't act and Trump's new border walls destroy Texas' La Lomita, Santa Ana, Bentsen State Park, and the National Butterfly Center, they will not be magically resurrected when the White House has a less malignant occupant https://t.co/F6yuxEHFIy

[Maura Gordon @Encino62]

@petpopular Brat, sorry