Damascus Crowe

Bearded cow-like seabeast. Views entirely my own and vocal. Intolerant Lefty. Quite sweary. Likes Gaming, Museums, Poetry and other assorted Geekery. He/Him

[Damascus Crowe @EndOfTheWedge]

@EastMidRailway how I’ll do you have to be to cause a train to be cancelled?

Unless you explode from multiple ends surely you can just be taken off the train?

Profoundly pathetic excuse. This service seems cancelled more often than it runs.

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@RigTyrsson @JDVance France is literally the only reason your country exists. Learn your own history.

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@domjoly I’d rather die from cancer than spend 30 seconds with any of these cunts.

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@CrossCountryUK Surely two Juniors stacked up in a trenchcoat would suffice. Oh well.

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@CrossCountryUK so the 13.15 from Ely to Peterborough that was cancelled due to staff shortages just passed through Ely.

So I assume it was being driven by a ghost or spectre of some kind?

[Damascus Crowe @EndOfTheWedge]

@nationalrailenq @EastMidRailway Seems to be working again now.

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@EastMidRailway your Norwich to Peterborough trains today are listed on your website as ‘sold out’ but don’t show up at all on National Rail Enquiries. I’ve got a booked ticket on the 13.47. Will it be there or are you lying and it’s actually cancelled?

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@nationalrailenq @EastMidRailway It didn’t show the 10.56 or the 11.57

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@EastMidRailway Showed the same thing for the 10.56. Obviously I know that 13.47 is more than 2 hours away.

[Damascus Crowe @EndOfTheWedge]

@CrossCountryUK Wouldn’t want to hire staff. Might hurt the profit margins.

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@CrossCountryUK why are so many of your Ely to Leicester trains cancelled today?

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@EastMidRailway So why doesn’t is show on National Rail live departures?!

[Damascus Crowe @EndOfTheWedge]

So I know it's not an airport, but I feel like announcing my departure. Uninstalling the App. Going to the better place. Let the AI Crypto bots and Elon simps battle to the death on their own. Last one out calls an exorcist, or a nuclear strike. Its the only way to be sure.

[Damascus Crowe @EndOfTheWedge]

@Wall_St_Custo @esjesjesj We had a whole war where we machine gunned fascists and then nuked their mates. So yes.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Damascus Crowe @EndOfTheWedge]

If America wants to disintegrate into a hate-filled fascist theocracy that’s its business. But if it could do so without dragging the rest of the world down with it that’d be appreciated.

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@Etched @DecartAI Incredible that an AI could generate the entirely novel and brilliant game that is ‘Discount Minecraft’.

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@FullFridge2 @ianpgraham @adamndsmith No but they *could be*.

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@Guardipendant @Royal_Marine_LW @adamndsmith Sounds like you set up a business with a really poor business model. If you couldn’t afford to pay yourself a fair wage and sunk all your time and resources in, then maybe the stark reality is that it wasn’t a good plan and you shouldn’t have done that.

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@FirstNorwich @0llieLee Why wasn’t this on your website or social media? Missed my train thanks to you guys.