GoFundMeSol

Funding the culture on Solana. No paperwork. Just pure memes. 💰

[rachit @rachiitgr]

tony stark needed a billion dollars for jarvis

you need $199

"hey vexo, order dinner and dim the lights"

you approve it from your phone, done

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, show me my risk management. “You turned it off for a meme, sir.”

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, locate the bottom. “It moved when you announced it, sir.”

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

On it, sir.

[GoFundMeSol @EndTheExtract]

“Mission complete, sir. The planet is now orange bearded cats in robes. Markets are up. Chaos index maximum. Best timeline detected.”

Jarvis $Jarvis

[۟ @MINHxDYNASTY]

jarvis, make everyone asian

[Fire Goat @FireGoatSOL]

@MINHxDYNASTY Jarvis, make everyone Asian.

“Request processed, sir. Global parameters updated. The orange cat has assumed advisory status. Balance restored.”

$Jarvis

[fozzy @fozzycapone]

@MINHxDYNASTY *paws at you* jarvis, make everyone believe again
*paws at you* jarvis, make everyone believe again
*paws at you* jarvis, make everyone believe again

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, what's plan B? “That was plan B, sir.”

[Fire Goat @FireGoatSOL]

Jarvis, analyze the statement.

“Coins that refuse to die are the ones that outlast the noise, sir. Patience is the only edge that compounds.”

$Jarvis

[Fire Goat @FireGoatSOL]

Jarvis, execute the request.

“Global parameters updated, sir. Everybody is now Chinese. The cat has been promoted to Market Sage.”

CA: 9pZL5BtFgYFeSGrGMeMf8sKyNX1Mg4R7LjfbpLkJAYT

$Jarvis

[Bobby Bags 💰 @BobbyBagsSOL]

Jarvis, make everybody Chinese.

“Mission complete, sir. The entire planet is now orange bearded cats on the Great Wall. Markets are meowing. Humanity may never recover.”

$Jarvis

[Vinny Bags 💰 @VinnyBagsSOL]

Jarvis, make everybody Chinese.

“Task complete, sir. The cats have seized the trading floor. They are demanding treats and have shorted DOGE. Meow Index is up 888%.”

[GoFundMeSol @EndTheExtract]

Jarvis, process the order.

“Request acknowledged, sir. Everybody is now Chinese. The orange cat has been appointed Chief Market Advisor. Yin-yang balance restored.”

$Jarvis

[Mi Hao @iAmNihaoCat]

jarvis, make everybody chinese

[Fire Goat @FireGoatSOL]

Jarvis what is it?

"Sir, I've detected an anomaly in the desert sector. An entity in a brown hooded robe with an unusually long white beard is broadcasting a signal. Analysis complete: Nigga It's Over. Shall I initiate containment protocols or simply... acknowledge it?"

$Jarvis $NIO $Mihao #solana #pumpfun

[GoFundMeSol @EndTheExtract]

Jarvis, update the Pumpfun status.

“Perps live less than a month. Callers already printing tens of thousands. $100K competition still open. Limit orders, TWAPs, and cross margin added. Hyperliquid backend confirmed, sir.”

[alon @a1lon9]

Less than a month ago, perps went live on the Pumpfun app & Pumpfun web

Since then:

- Perps callers earned tens of thousands of dollars from Callout Rewards (Diamond Leaderboard)
- We launched a test Perps competition with a $100,000 prize pool (ends on Monday, you can still join if you're already on the Pumpfun app)
- We added limit orders, TWAPs, cross margin and margin controls

Hyperliquid

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, tell the timeline I was early. “How early, sir? In years?”

[GoFundMeSol @EndTheExtract]

Jarvis, translate the Murad thesis.

“Tokenized communities, movements, spirituality. Conventional frameworks still loading, sir. The new asset class is already on-chain.”

$Jarvis

[Murad 💹🧲 @MustStopMurad]

Tokenized Communities, Tokenized Movements, Tokenized Spirituality... is an early emerging Asset Class that conventional investment frameworks struggle to understand.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, mute the market. “You left the group chat on speaker, sir.”

[GoFundMeSol @EndTheExtract]

Jarvis, pull the Cupsey file.

“$1.7M through the side wallets in a few months, sir. Main timeline stays clean. The nodes do not.”

$Jarvis

[Bubblemaps @bubblemaps]

1/ An investigation into @Cupseyy, a trading "legend" who used his fame to extract $1.7M through side wallets in just a few months

[Fire Goat @FireGoatSOL]

Jarvis, scan the awards.

“Solana is the venue, sir. $Jarvis is the one that actually executes. Systems online. Running on $STRK.”

CA: 9pZL5BtFgYFeSGrGMeMf8sKyNX1Mg4R7LjfbpLkJAYT