Enda Kenny's PR

I grew up to a Kenyan mother and a white father in rural Mayo.

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@gavreilly you don't find Enda Kenny, he finds you

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Having an Evita listening party... Am I the only one who thinks the Broadway and West End productions sound ~completely~ different?

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@damienmulley will I see ya there?

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Just out of a showing of The A-Team — y'know, the FG team call me Hannibal. Just saying. I affectionately refer to my bodyguard as BA too.

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Oooh, I have a event to do that involves me talking about meself. There are not enough of those for my liking.

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Brian Hayes, Dub TD, just on Pat Kenny there, waiting for Our Esteemed Leader to get off the train in Belfast. (He's the translater)

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Going to Belfast. Accompanying him is his Mayo-Belfast translater.

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Reports indicate that Enda is still out from the jam. Was heard to say "...I didn't wanna be a politician.. I wanted to be a lumberjack"

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I am going to get so hammered on Mam's jam tonight.

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THIS IS SPARTA. I AM IRON MAN. NNNEEER NEERR NERR NER NER. NE-NE-NUH NE-NUUUH NERRR NERRRR NERRR.

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Sing along, a chairde: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkNsEH1GD7Q. #saveendakenny

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Enda's taking a time out from the meeting. Himself and Michael Ring are sitting cross-legged, singing "We Shall Overcome". #saveendakenny

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Then an old woman told him that he was being a wee loud and he said sorry and hurried back to his room. But still. He's totally ready.

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Spoke to Enda this morning. He was marching up and down hotel corridor in his underpants shouting "I. AM. READY. THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA."

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Enda Kenny doesn't resign, he gives others a chance. And it's not true. RT @_politicalworld: FG member texts "Enda Kenny has resigned"

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Little known fact: vuvuzela inventor declared Enda Kenny's voice 'chief inspiration'.

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If Richard Bruton was a football team, he'd be Ireland. Enda Kenny would be Spain crossed with Brazil crossed with Germany.

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Little known fact: Enda's friends call him O'Bama.

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Enda Kenny: the Guevara of Gweesalia. The Lady Gaga of Lazy Politics-As-Usual. Change is hard... and he's hard for change. #saveendakenny

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Considering going negative, Carl Rove style. Bruton: all the charm of a badger's smacked arse. #saveendakenny