endeara

tryna see every inch of this rock we floatin on

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Give whoever wrote this a raise.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

‘SAY DRAKE’

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

[endeara @EndearaWilson]

come on y’all not Adele too this like Harry Styles all over again

[Grace @gracecamille_]

If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist

[✯ @robb8rs]

my parents in their 20s: married with kids
me in my 20s: this song is about matty healy

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

them: you’re so lucky to not have kids

me: that’s not luck it is on purpose

[sara @peaaachesxx]

Pls don’t try to get to know me i am better as a concept

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do

[clare @sadderlizards]

my plans for the evening

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

I truly believe that one day the role of Abby Lee Miller will win someone an Oscar

[clare @sadderlizards]

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

I'm not pulling over for Optimus Prime. Go to hell