Eli Gordon

Saving the world, one joke at a time.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Since 2015, the UN has passed 188 resolutions condemning Israel.

That's more than twice as many as against the rest of the world combined—Russia, China, Iran, and Venezuela included.

Yet diplomats sat politely through a speech from Iran, a regime that has killed thousands of its own citizens and still persecutes them.

It's not about human rights. It's blatant anti-Israel bias.

[Christian Emergency Alliance @ChristianEmerg1]

Azerbaijan: This Turkish country has destroyed more Christian monuments than ISIS.

Based off satellite data, Azerbaijan erased 108 Armenian monasteries, churches and cemeteries - in just one region.

By comparison, ISIS destroyed dozens of churches.

How is this okay?

[Anında @anindanet]

İrlanda’da bir İrlandalıyı acımasızca döven 2 Afrikalı kaçak sığınmacı, daha sonra İrlandalılar tarafından yakalanarak meydan dayağı yiyor.

İrlandalıların çizgiyi aşan sığınmacılara hiç şakası yok!

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Here is just one example of many - don’t have to take my word for any of it. Hear it for yourself.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Wow. Turns out Muslims have been the ones burning down 2000 year old shrines in Japan. Who would have guessed?

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

This is literally a foreigner calling for the overthrow of our homeland in her foreign native language.

This should be illegal.

[Sabrina (LionHearted) @LionHearted76]

🔥 BRAVO! Argentina President Javier Milei just walked into the United Nations and called them a useless caste of fatally arrogant parasites pretending to be humanitarians.

To their faces. This is what COURAGE looks like!

@JMilei: “It's become a USELESS organization whose only purpose is to sustain a caste of fatefully arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned bureaucrats! I would remind them of what Mises said: Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings.”

“The alleged defenders of human rights have sheltered bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets. They systematically vote against Israel while remaining silent in the face of Islamic terrorism and the genocide of Christians in Africa.”

Video @EricLDaugh

[Masih Alinejad @AlinejadMasih]

As I walked off the CBS set this morning, a young producer stopped me backstage. She was shy. She hesitated. Then she asked: "Did you say a woman were blinded… intentionally? What do you mean?"

I showed her the picture of Kosar. I showed her the picture of Ali. I said: yes. This is not a stray bullet. The snipers of the Islamic Republic aim for the eyes. A pellet gun fired point blank at a face. They want the world to stop watching, so they take away the eyes of the ones who watched.

Kosar was shot in the eye during the Woman Life Freedom uprising. Her friend Ali Zarei was blinded the same way. Now Ali sits on death row, waiting to be executed. Kosar asked me to tell CBS about him. So I did.

More than 10,000 people have been blinded, intentionally, during the Woman Life Freedom and the recent uprisings. This is the real Handmaid's Tale. Yes, you’re fiction is our reality.💔

I carry this burden every time I walk into a studio or when I go on the stage, because some people in the West cannot believe this is happening In the 21st century. Believe it. And say their names.
#StopExecutionsInIran

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

I believe in American Power— which means being able to control who comes into our country and that the golden ticket of citizenship should belong to Americans first and Americans only.

Your parents were illegal aliens who showed no regard for our nation or its laws when they came here. You should be beyond grateful that a legal loophole allowed you to enjoy the fruits of a first world nation.

Instead, you're working to end immigration enforcement-- telling actual Americans that their birthright doesn't belong to them and that our nation and its culture has no meaning or value to you.

You have no love or appreciation for America because, at the end of the day, you still proudly consider yourself a Guatemalan before you are a citizen of America.

[Arkadalo® @Arkadalo]

WTF is going on in Indiantown, Florida.

So let me get this straight.

The son was getting bullied, so dad drove him to the bus stop. Dad is talking to the bus driver about the black kids who were jumping on his boy. Then the black kids hop off the bus and walk up on a grown man like they’re some big bad thugs.

Usual Suspects. Acting hard. Talking tough. Until they got checked real quick.

Dad told them to stay back. They kept coming. He pulled a legal gun and they suddenly remembered they weren’t invincible. Nobody got shot. Nobody even got touched. Then dad drove around the corner, flagged down a deputy himself, and told the truth.

Sheriff said he was the victim. Stand your ground. Legal carry. No charges. He didn’t even want to press charges on the kids who started it.

And now the usual suspects are playing victim because a gun got pulled on them after they started the mess. They want that dad locked up.

You start shit at a bus stop, square up on somebody’s father, then cry racism when you get checked?

Yeah. That’s the part that doesn’t add up.

[Nick Matau @nick_matau]

Theo Von stepped into the Gaza debate... again… so I’m calling it out.

If you’re going to make claims this serious, then back up your numbers, your narrative, and the sources behind them.

@TheoVon, if you’re down to debate it—I’m game.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

¿Alguien me puede explicar por qué en la ONU todos están obsesionados con Israel, pero nadie habla del reclutamiento masivo de niños por parte de Hamás?

¿Por qué nadie ahí critica el terrorismo islámico?

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

We were right. It was Muslims burning down ancient Japanese shrines and temples.

[Australian Jewish Association @AustralianJA]

AJA STATEMENT: PENNY WONG MUST APOLOGISE FOR DISGRACEFUL ANTI-JEWISH BLOOD LIBEL

Today, Australian Foreign Minister Penny Wong shared a video of her address at a UN conference in which she spread an extraordinary and false claim about Jews.

Wong claimed: “In the first six months of this year alone, 'settler violence' has driven more than 15,000 children from their homes.”

The claim appears dramatically inconsistent with the UN's own published figures.

AJA President Robert Gregory said:

“It is unclear what Penny Wong based her statement on, but the figure she presented to the world are completely false.

“Her remarks come just days after a Jewish father was murdered by a Palestinian Arab terrorist in the area as he was preparing for the Yom Kippur holiday.

“Wong then boasted about giving away $160 million in Australian taxpayers' money to Palestinian Arabs.

“When Australia's Foreign Minister spreads ugly misinformation about Jews and the Jewish State, it contributes to an environment of antisemitism at home and risks the safety of the Jewish community.

“Penny Wong must explain where this extraordinary figure came from and apologise to the Jewish community for spreading misinformation which damages social cohesion at a time of heightened tensions in Australia.

“She should commit to sourcing accurate information if she wants to represent Australia on the world stage.”

[Dan Burmawi @DanBurmawy]

This Muslim is saying what every single Muslim must believe in order to be a Muslim.

Any Muslim who does not believe this is either not a Muslim or is lying to you. Period.

I was a Muslim, and I am telling you: there is no such thing as Islamism. This is not fringe. This is not a minority. This is Islam. Period.

Islam is an ever-expanding state with a constitution that must be imposed by the sword on every single human being.

Muslims who are not actively participating in carrying out this project should not be seen as the true representation of Islam.

They are irrelevant to the question of what Islam itself teaches.

Those advancing this ideology believe that their seventh-century ideology of death and an eternal brothel is the way forward for America.

America should reject and defeat this ideology, or the West risks seeing its civilization erased just as the civilizations of our ancestors in the Middle East and North Africa were erased.

Follow IDI. We are the only organization primarily run by former Muslims and Arab Christians that exists to educate the West about the threat of Islam. @idicenter

[Major Richard Sharpe @takeitbackUK]

In Lahore the segregation has gotten to the point where they make women and men queue on different sides of the supermarket.

Only kidding this is Romford, Essex.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: HUNDREDS of pro-Palestine “protestors” are BLOCKING THE ROADS outside the UN, angry about Netanyahu’s visit

It’s freaking noon on a Thursday. Does ANYBODY work anymore?

[I Am British 🇬🇧 @IAmBritishReal]

Fully grown adult Muslims force a young British girl to apologise for saying she doesn’t like Muslims.

The way they treated the little girl shows she was justified in her view.

Always about dominance with this lot!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ms. Rachel Announces Herbie The Puppet Has Joined Hamas As A Child Soldier https://t.co/cbWilqajOz

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

"I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."

Hamas Piker just flat out admits he wants to imprison and kill democrats in a literal communist revolution. These are animals.