Enderby55 🇺🇸

Black private dick. Sex machine to all the chicks.

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@Pogue This is a touching and extremely well-made and beautiful tribute. I am happy for you for having the supreme pleasure of his company for so long and sincerely saddened for you now having a Wilbur-sized hole in your lives.

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@MerriamWebster Reactionary

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@Dadsaysjokes In the original:

If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware?

Idaho, Alaska.

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@Dadsaysjokes Idaho, Alaska.

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Woke up this morning thinking, for some reason, that I should strive to hear #trump's voice, in my head, as the same as Bulwinkle’s.

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@SteveSm54687962 @CalltoActivism That has ALWAYS been the scary part.

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@notmythirdrodeo @StruggleDisplay Use the sponge as usual on the inside or underside. On the grating side, move the sponge against the grain.

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My entertainment setup is Quixotic these days. I missed the Oscars because I can only intermittently receive the local ABC affiliate and I couldn’t find any of the alternative sources. I will survive.

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Friend: I can’t enjoy a party unless I’ve had a couple beers.
Me: Same for me.
Friend: But… but I thought you didn’t drink.
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Um…

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@niccolethurman That’s what a car is supposed to do.

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@sniphist Lovely and very welcome at a time when I wake and check my phone expecting spats and news of war and disasters. Thanks for sharing.

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@jodipicoult Congratulations. (He’s very well-dressed.)

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Could I be grandfathered in?

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@elle91 Fly Away Home

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Bob Keeshan as Captain Kangaroo.

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✋🏼

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Who knows who this is?

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@buitengebieden Very glad this clip has nat sound.

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@CalltoActivism As an atheist, I don’t pray. But if I were to make an exception, it would be for Jimmy Carter to, before he dies, have a thorough understanding of the fullness of the good he brought.

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@KaylaChowShow Something, something, mouth-feel, something.

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@KaylaChowShow While both are worthy undertakings, cooking and sex are probably better done separately.

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@JoJoFromJerz Groundhog Day.