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Gone Ghost

[Benjamin @otb_benjamin]

@elijahdaniel

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

#NewProfilePic

[Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89]

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

@Turbxo Happy birthday

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

You aren't invited to my birthday

[George Mack @george__mack]

The 0.1% of ideas this week

The rabbit holes -- without the distractions.

7 examples:

[David Begnaud @DavidBegnaud]

BREAKING: The CEO of @Hertz wrote a letter to Puerto Rico‘s representative in Congress stating that Hertz has rewritten its policy to make it abundantly clear that Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory - not a foreign country - & because of that Puerto Rico driver’s licenses are not international IDs they are just as valid as any ID from any state in this union. This news follows the story I first reported last week, where a Puerto Rican man at the New Orleans international airport was denied a rental car because at least two Hertz workers said his license was international. On top of that, the man who recorded the incident, had the police called on him by a Hertz employee who said he can never rent from Hertz again because he recorded the incident. *She was wrong; he can rent from Hertz again*. The police officer who responded to the call was dismissive and rude and is now the subject of an internal investigation by his police department because the customer, Mr. Humberto Marchand, filed a complaint with the @KennerPolice. Following our report, Representative @Jenniffer wrote a letter to Hertz asking for a companywide educational campaign, and she got it.
Lastly: Puerto Ricans are United States citizens. Please share.

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

It's official... I AM NOW LISCenCED
Jk just bought my first new car

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

I swear these accounts are controlled by pigeons

[whoisthebaldguy @whoisthebaldguy]

@cornski nothing is what it seems 👇

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

@Turbxo @twomad

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

The U.S. Now Has:

1. Record $16.5 trillion in household debt

2. Record $11.9 trillion in mortgages

3. Record $1.6 trillion in auto loans

4. Record $986 billion in credit card debt

Total mortgage debt is now more than double the 2006 peak.

Meanwhile, 36% of Americans have more credit card debt than savings with balances rising at the fastest pace since 1999.

This is all while mortgage rates just hit 7.1% and credit card debt rates hit a record 24.9%.

We are "fighting" inflation with debt.

This can't end well.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I believe this poll confirms that I am the only presidential candidate in 2024 who can truly transcend party lines. What’s the one thing Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Joe Manchin, and Ron Paul can agree on? DVDs are an appreciating asset.

[Al @EndresAlejandro]

But honestly if you think about it, all the things ketchup could go on would add to it, making it an incredible experience

[Canadian_Fox🇨🇦 Minion #7861177 @AcpwFox98]

@nocontextmemes Extremely bored children at the ketchup theme park.

[SneakySnake @Sneakiestsnakee]

We used to be a country. A proper country