𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢

𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙪𝙣 𝙞𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

“𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙏𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙖 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩!“

💥𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢, 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲💥

𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚜 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠

[Xeo ¯³ @xe0_xeo]

1860s female archery outfit with a pocket diary hanging from the belt

[불점 @hornx3_Booyah]

마 연어라안카나

[doomer @uncledoomer]

incredible things are happening in the american midwest

[chim @chimsanagent2]

It’s obvious who’s the favorite agent
#Splatoon3

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber *Gonna set the other down next to the artillery and give some ear protection*

Alright I got this thing zeroed out to the middle of nowhere, We’re far enough to see it explode and NOT get hit by anything!
let me load her up and then you can fire

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

*Picks U up*

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber BIG GUN!
And I cant store all the ammo anymore so I gotta fire them off!

You can keep some of the spent shell casings if you want too!

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber Somewhere special!

I got a triple seven and some spare rounds I gotta clear space for!
I’ll let you send off a few!

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber Pfft you cant do that

*Slings the smol over her shoulder*

We’re goin’ on an adventure today!

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber . . .

But you are a very adorable acientist

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@SquidbeakBlue “Today is simply a good day to share love!”

. . . she’s gonna squeeze to see if he squeaks again!

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber but isnt it better to be carried?

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@Th3B0mber But you’re cute and smart,
you deserve to be carried places

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@DragonicInk “No lift, got it”

Getting back up

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@DragonicInk is squished under dragon form

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

@MotherlySquid . . . You’re not supposed to have those

*shake shake shake*

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

…

IM DOOMED

[💙cap'n🎶 @Captain3_Golem]

...
Don't mate then

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

I DONT WANT TO IMAGINE IT

I DONT WANT TO DO IT

[💙cap'n🎶 @Captain3_Golem]

Skill issue
Imagine having to lay eggs

[𝐌𝐚𝐨𝐫𝐢 @Enduring_Anchor]

“… oh no.”