EnergySyphon

I’ve prayed to my god for protection; Pray to yours to kill me

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@seallysick You can drink anything you want

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@petelmire Play video games and talk to people in game chat, just start with giving call outs and stuff

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@realJosiahBurke @EnochBurke He’s in a cell because he’s been loitering outside a primary school for a year like some sort of pervert

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@showyourfeetpls It’s faster than regular sand

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@jesusofshtwt A soul is lighter than air so when you die you get heavier

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I HATE SUBSCRIPTIONS I HATE RENTING I HATE PAYING TO SEE SOMETHING ONCE I WILL OWN IT IN ONE PURCHASE OR I WILL PIRATE IT

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@beyoumf They should be on the computer instead of blocking the road

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@tboydirtbag If I’m buying a soda I want it to have actual sugar in it not some weird shit. Making zero calorie stuff is just an excuse for fat Americans to be pigs

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@yaoinenekasa Just say it who cares

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@every1asksabtme Be yourself and pray to lil b

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@Ravenismeee Szczupak

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@wonderofscience Absolutely ridiculous humans should’ve never touched the skies it’s pure ignorance

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@misaaxoo You specifically are going to be reincarnated as a wasp because of your sins

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@DailyLoud I know a dude that would cut your fingers off if you did this infront of him

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@spar_raj @sankitdev I would assume they’d just use white ink on black paper you cro magnon

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@Daniel7Prinsloo The building was gonna do that on its own anyway the plane was just bad timing

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@koalapuffslive @chunkyacademy If your weed comes stuck together you know it’s shit

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@Coinvo This is not true every time you smoke weed you lose .5 of an IQ point

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@horse_mustard “Michelle Obama”

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@heyshipz There’s playing for fun and there’s crouching in spawn with your friend because you think it’s a social experience and not a shooting game