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VOX CLAMANTIS IN DESERTO Larry Kramer called me a genius. Zoe the Muppet hates me. I write mostly elephant revenge porn.

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Shut up I'm a zebra

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The kids who do blood sacrifices at prayer are gonna be psyched to hear this

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That cow is sure to win a blue ribbon

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

On our way to the IOWA STATE FAIR!

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Mexico is forming an opinion about the Governor of Florida

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said Thursday that he would be open to dropping bombs on U.S. ally Mexico in an apparent bid to fight the country’s pervasive drug cartels. https://t.co/K4ZFQOpjw7

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RIP Trump taint

[Steven Portnoy @stevenportnoy]

WINDOM says the amount of material that his team wouldn't consider "sensitive" is "relatively small," but he still worries TRUMP could use it to intimidate witnesses, harm their reputations and taint the jury pool.

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What's your favorite homoerotic movie?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

⚔️ Gladiator ⚔���

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The kids who do blood sacrifices at prayer are gonna be psyched to hear this

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

This week I'll be introducing the "National Prayer In School Act." God’s reach does not stop at the schoolhouse gates.

Our country’s education policy forbids students and faculty from praying while endlessly promoting degenerate LGBT and anti-White propaganda.

My legislation unlocks religious freedom once again so that in every classroom in America, there will be time for students to pray if they choose.

READ: https://t.co/i9cKSkCjgK

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@sons_of_lightt @satanic_temple_ lol

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@LeeCamp Katie Porter

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@archillect My stomach rn

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@jordanbpeterson Admit yourself

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If anybody is trying to land an aircraft at Wlll Rogers Airport in Oklahoma City - head for the Buffalo Wild Wings on the I 44 service road and turn Northwest bearing 310 - you're lined right up for the runway about 2 miles out

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This word does not mean what you think it means

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

Arresting Trump would be an act of treason.

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It's always pride month @townfair

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Counterintuitive perhaps but this is how we get national healthcare

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Mark Zuckerberg is training with two UFC champions ahead of possible fight with @ElonMusk.

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@washingtonpost Good thing they've got a rock solid power gri

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@THR ...and Thelma and Louise II

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@CNN Which hole?

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@spkheller A WaPo gotta eat

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If Slavoj Žižek shows up for the Barbie movie premiere then all of a sudden I'm gonna care about the Barbie movie premiere

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@THR @ItsFlo You are a parody of a cartoon