Back in high school this babe ashawahi nipigia na simu ya mamake (I didn't know ni ya mamake then) so I called her one noon mama akashika. I introduced myself vizuuuri tu, asked her how she's doing, she said fine how about you, I said all good ni mvua tu na radi zinaua ng'ombe.
While an undergraduate at Stanford University, I had a crush on a Lebanese graduate student called Maya. We spent a lot of time together and one evening, after unsuccessfully trying to reach her all day, I went to grab a drink at the Graduate Lounge at around 8pm. There, I found her in a very cozy position with Larry Page, the founder of Google.
At the time, I was deeply disappointed in Maya. Today, with Larry worth about $294 billion (roughly KES 40 trillion), I have decided to forgive her.
After kugraduate na kukosa kazi nilianza kuuza thongs na panties za madem pale Thika,mumama mmoja akakuja akaniuliza,can you stretch one with a body in it,Mimi na innocence yangu nikamjib...
Elon Musk has officially become the world's first trillionaire.
This comes after SpaceX (SPCX) stock began trading, pushing the value of his holdings past the $1 trillion mark