Kelvin

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|F1 enthusiast LH
scuderia ferrari|
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|Injinia|
#positivity

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@Onorpik Jokes on you

[Babji 🇰🇪🍌 @BabjiGee]

Back in high school this babe ashawahi nipigia na simu ya mamake (I didn't know ni ya mamake then) so I called her one noon mama akashika. I introduced myself vizuuuri tu, asked her how she's doing, she said fine how about you, I said all good ni mvua tu na radi zinaua ng'ombe.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@mts__kid Hapo Royal ama

[human rose toy 🇫🇷 @nashemt]

i didnt pay for shit and i’m seeing it as well 😎

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@mts__kid @KipsambuT Kwani huyu ninja ni wa Mosoriot pia

[Irungu Nyakera, CBS @wnyakera]

While an undergraduate at Stanford University, I had a crush on a Lebanese graduate student called Maya. We spent a lot of time together and one evening, after unsuccessfully trying to reach her all day, I went to grab a drink at the Graduate Lounge at around 8pm. There, I found her in a very cozy position with Larry Page, the founder of Google.

At the time, I was deeply disappointed in Maya. Today, with Larry worth about $294 billion (roughly KES 40 trillion), I have decided to forgive her.

[spiderman : web of nations 🇿🇦🕸️🇦🇷🇫🇷 @Giift_M10]

ignore my dm i didn’t know you were in high school 😔

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

You won't even have to change your last name aki

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

😅

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 🇯🇵🇦🇷 @Youknowhodis_]

Geuka unioneshe Igor Thiago dear

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@ArapTilingi We kindly appeal to Mama Rachel aombee mvua😭😅

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@_MtuTano Boiz I know where you live now, Hapa si ni quickmart southB

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@_MtuTano Uko Balozi suites ama pande gani

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

😅

[°Ocampo🇦🇷🇰🇪™ @Ocampolaw_1]

Kikuyu landlord watching you relocate from his rentals to the neighbourhood rentals that are also his.

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@RuudKipkorir @Chepkirui87__ @KoechSambu Ometaiywo nitok😅

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

After kugraduate na kukosa kazi nilianza kuuza thongs na panties za madem pale Thika,mumama mmoja akakuja akaniuliza,can you stretch one with a body in it,Mimi na innocence yangu nikamjib...

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@Chepkirui87__ Hapo you’ll need to look for it huko Tindiret
Cheaper and arable
Ngoja, 300 acres ,are you taken babygirl?🫠

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[Kelvin @EngKelvinKB]

@LlewellynOuya hii akiweka MMF anakula ngapi daily😅

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Elon Musk has officially become the world's first trillionaire.

This comes after SpaceX (SPCX) stock began trading, pushing the value of his holdings past the $1 trillion mark