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I couldn't get it out fast enough!

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

It's massive so it's all about where you hold it.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

I don't know how to make it big Peter

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

You guys always go where I want to go

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

Look for something big and I'll show you prices.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

What's going on with all these big things moving in and out?

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

I'm getting a female ready

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

There is no surprise big things in there, right?

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

Oops I didn't see the slot and I missed the hole. Apparently there is another one below it...

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

You can't come in the back door like that.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

Oooh! A white one and a black one!

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

Just give it to me one more time...

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

I can't pull my skirt down far enough.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

There's nothing like taking an old lady out for coffee and coming back with a wet crotch.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

I can't make this any bigger...

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

that's a big one, boy.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

It's so big down there... massive equipment.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

Wow, that looks long!

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

I'd appreciate a mouthful if you wouldn't mind, please.

[Eng Mom @EngMomQuotes]

What the heck is that? It looks big!