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Tweets about motherhood, cute animals, Clemson, and the occasional pop culture nugget.

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Watching people engage this Lavar Ball ridiculousness is the reason I live for twitter.

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This girl looks like she's wearing everything wrong about forever 21 #LivePD

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Overheard at park "we both actually went to #clemson. We didn't go to too many games while we were there." Am confused.

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@BlondieInTX and apparently the going rate is only $20?

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Stolen. S-T-O-L-E-N. Stolen. Oh KLaw you are my fave. #livepd

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No closure on any of the Columbia stops tonight. Where's the man with all the docs? #livepd

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Wow that guy was a grade A a-hole. #livepd

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Can we call CPS for Boy? #livepd

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This guy's got his birth certificate, his high school diploma, everything BUT his POI and registration it seems #livepd

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Poor Boy, he'll never know who is true family is #livepd

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This chick telling all her business #livepd

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Did Dan Abrams just admit to being into open containers and drug paraphernalia on a first date 🤔 #livepd

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The occasional errant goldfish makes my car nasty. But this? seriously what is this?? #livepd

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No no no sir. MY car's a mess because I have toddler books and toys everywhere. This is another level of nasty #livepd

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This is exactly what I picture a knife fight in Arizona to look like #LivePD

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Pretty sure no ones making it out of this knife fight based on this response time #LivePD

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Off to a raging start. #thanksprinceton #marchmadness

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Well played https://t.co/upTrcrtEqI

[Kristy @krippy13]

#LivePD. Lot of ball joint problems tonight.

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Watching this cop give instructions to this guy is how I feel giving my students instructions in class & the retort I get from them #LivePD

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"I've had one margarita. From Mexico" #LivePD