Engelbert Humperdink

Hey my good friends. I have joined twitter to express my majestic views of society and hopefully discuss many important, legitimate, topics or issues. Enjoy!

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@weenicoox #funnycausenaecuntcares

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@weenicoox #whensomeoneappearstobeattheretimeofthemonth

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@weenicoox #whenaweespeckymongogetstherebracesoutandwillsittherelickingherteethallday

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#whenyourfirstRTisfromaweespeckymongo #YOLO

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@weenicoox #whenkirstennicolsecretlywantsyourmassivewhitemamba

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@weenicoox #whensomecunttellsyoutoeatshit

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@weenicoox #whensomecunttellsyoutoshutuporcallsyouacunt

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@weenicoox #ThingsThatBotherMe when some cunt tells you to shutup

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#massivecockupmybumholethattinglesmyinsides #YOLO

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#ThingsThatBotherMe @weenicoox when some cunt calls you a cunt.

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red wine+glass dildo= my night made! #YOLO

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sorry all for doing so unbelievably poorly in the eurovisions, to be honest my voice is shit anyways #YOLO

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@weenicoox lass?

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@weenicoox i dont know who this kyle is! is she nice? might follow her

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@weenicoox whos this kyle fellow you speak of?

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@JamieMcavoy accidently pumped the chairman of the shows wife...

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@JamieMcavoy_ jamie bruv whats going on?

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@JamieMcavoy_ whats up bro?

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sorry i didnt tweet yesterday, i was in court all day as I raped a young child's kitten

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http://t.co/vRJKLnpA #YOLO