Andrew Engelmann

Dramatic but Adequate; I also say funny things sometimes.

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

My love life would be a lot more successful if I wasn't so committed to my first love; The Bit.

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@oysterrbaby Drop your alliance shore up routine, Queen 🙏

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@oysterrbaby What app/site is this? Asking for a friend (me)

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@sciad Absolutely bombing myself with melatonin at around 10pm has been extremely helpful in reestablishing a healthy sleep schedule after years of bartending
Recommend starting with lower dose slow release and midrange dose fast release. Bomb fast, stay asleep, repeat til satisfied

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@oysterrbaby You reading from Snow White's diary?

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr I kinda hate that the answer is Your Horoscope for Today by Weird Al.
But here we are.

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr Not with that attitude

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr 👀

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr Had this conversation recently with a longtime friend, asked it phrased as "When I think of or talk to myself, I call myself "And". What do you call yourself? And would you prefer others call you that too?"
Cut out the guess work, and found out they hate their first name

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr I just quantum leap through my own timeline, go on the inside of my brain Inside Out style, or zone out for hours. But the best food in my life is the first meal on the other side.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Only bartenders can relate

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@diffendwarfer *punches a different gayer wall

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@diffendwarfer *punches wall

"But what if they steal my girl with their emotional intelligence and availability?!?

How can I be the Alpha Lone Wolf (tm), if I'm not toxically aggressive to every other man??

I ain't gonna risk catchin the gay, brah."

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@pj_campbell

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@eternalflamebry Why didn't you put anything in the second section?

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr 🫢

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr Realistically, is it even a true Book of Souls™️ if you are missing Credit Card information and thier mother's maiden name?

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@Katiebrrrrr Open at 12 noon daily?

Premier lunch spot for all your business power lunches

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@mktoon Who wouldn't want to finish in Mexico?

[Andrew Engelmann @EngelmannAndy]

@diffendwarfer Facebook in a Twitter mask is still Facebook. If I wanted that, I'd just go back 😂