Zach

Engineer, Cyclone, Cat-Owned Dog Owner, Sportsball enthusiast, and Pro Oxford comma

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

This has to be one of the most ridiculous requests for a calculation revision

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

Iowa State getting absolutely boat raced. Time to see what Moberly can do.

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

That was such a horrible play by Raynor. Take the sack. Don't do...whatever that was

[Chris Williams @ChrisMWilliams]

You gotta try Moberly.

[Chris Williams @ChrisMWilliams]

You gotta try Moberly.

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

@brentblum Air is thinner. Less air resistance. Let's go with that.

[Cole Schnitker @ColeSchnitker]

HORSESHIT CALL @Big12Refs

[Mark Freund @MarkFreundTV]

Screw it, Aiden Flora for QB1

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

@Murph_Andy - more on the record-breaking Slim Jim, my source at ConAgra reported that it tasted horrible. The rules were that it had to be one continuous piece and it had to be "edible". Sounds like some sacrifices were made in the taste category to get it to roll into one piece

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

Why is "tripping" a penalty when against the ball carrier? Half of tackling is trying to trip the guy...

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

Can't blame them. They haven't gotten to carry that in a few years.

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

Ah, so replay can only add three seconds back on to the clock except for that one time last week where we added a second. Makes sense. We making up more rules as we go along?

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

I did not have a 2-score Iowa State lead on my bingo card

[Brent Blum @brentblum]

Grateful for Big 10 clock syncing.

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

Nice ball you've got there. Too bad it hasn't been touched yet. That was highway robbery

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

This doesn't matter. The bill becomes law in 10 days if he doesn't sign it as long as Congress is still in session...

"Cancelling" a signing doesn't mean anything.

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP has canceled the signing of the housing bill until Congress passes the SAVE America Act.

The stage is set in the Capitol.

House GOP leadership is literally on stage right now touting the bill.

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP has canceled the signing of the housing bill until Congress passes the SAVE America Act.

The stage is set in the Capitol.

House GOP leadership is literally on stage right now touting the bill.

[Brandon Marcello @bmarcello]

Every Big 12 AD but Texas Tech's Kirby Hocutt believes Brendan Sorsby shouldn't play. That was communicated today on the call

There are plenty of ideas to convince/pressure Tech to cut Sorsby loose, but Ads believe it's common sense: He bet on his sport; Tech shouldn't play him

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

@ZBrugie They can't call you. They don't have their phones yet...🤣

[Zach @EngineeredTuna]

@Avalanche @bet365 I like this graphic and I understand I can find the score somewhere else...but it doesn't make sense that you don't include the score on here also...

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

TIL you can only bring a pep band of 29 students to NCAA tournament games.

This is just big brass trying to keep oboes and bassoons out of pep band, and we won’t stand for it.

[Ryan Kopacsi @ryankopVCU]

A thread on my experience at the NCAA tournament from the pep band side.

There is a lot the NCAA gets right for spirit squads. There is also a lot that needs to improve once we actually get to game day.
@thepeppas @VCU_Hoops @VCUAthletics @NCAA #MarchMadness #NCAATournament
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