Christopher S.

Founder, CTO @altrsoftware. Advocate of Central Florida. Key Inventor 30+ granted patents. All views are mine, not those of my employer.

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

Wouldn't #Microsoft products be more sticky in 2026 if they opened up their platform to work with the agent of my choosing rather than forcing me to use Copilot?

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

@SpaceflightNow Saw it while leaving the gantry at KSC today

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

.@British_Airways has quite optimized EVERYTHING to be as least helpful as possible. It’s quite astonishing. Lost baggage at LHR? Forget it. Zero stars, do not recommend. There’s nothing more frustrating than dealing with a company who’s not interested in helping the customers.

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

15 years ago who could have seen that markdown would be a semi-formal datastore? #markdown

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Atlas Shrugged has officially been reclassified from dystopian fiction to non-fiction

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HOAs *HATE* this one simple trick

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

Bitcoin will oscillate wildly so long as there’s always a supply of new investors to hold the bag on the crashes. The interesting thing to think about is that the bag gets bigger each time, how’s that going to work? #Bitcoin

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

Why would @Kalshi think it’s a good idea to force an update on a Saturday?!

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

@JS_10Majors Well you can clearly see which years were Covid years.

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

Live video messed up in @TheMasters app for everyone or just me? #Masters2025

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Me at work doing a little macrodata refinement

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

Examples of format specifier for useless #HackerNews posts.

printf("%s: a modern %s written in %s" , uselessProject, uselessTask, currentTrendyLanguage)

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

Why does trade show carpet smell like that?

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These #SuperBowl ads are proof that we’re regressing as a society.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Let’s be honest nobody really knows how tariffs work.

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

#Zoom Backgrounds make people look like 1-dimension paper cutouts. Change my mind.

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

@RampCapitalLLC I know that haul. That’s a $93 haul

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

I think that @Target employees are trained to shake their head yes even when they’re telling you no. Great technique.

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

There was a time when peak American innovation was to put a salad in a cup. Now we have software that can take words and do a mediocre job of turning it into a picture. It's like when you go to an art gallery and you see something that makes no sense and they call it "abstract"

[Christopher S. @EngineeringCTO]

@RampCapitalLLC Is that Chilis?