Engineering Puns

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The gravitational two-body problem is best demonstrated on the dance floor. #EngineeringAdvice

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Know what seems odd to me? Numbers not divisible by 2. #MathHumor

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She was sending mixed signals, so I did a Fourier Analysis. #SheLovesMeSheLovesMeNot

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Guy: I know how to ID a system. Girl: I have derived that you have it under control. #EngineeringPickupLine

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In life you need a closed loop feedback system. Why? Open loop works perfectly until life throws in a disturbance. #EngineeringAdvice

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Thermo was fun because no matter how heated up about the subject you got, you could blow off steam and decrease the pressure you were under.

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Guy: Sounds like you're a superconductor. You quit without resistance.
Girl: Ohm come on, I have potential to transform.
#EngineersChat

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Solid mechanics in undergrad was great. Had a lot of good Moments in that class even when under a lot of Stress and Pressure to do well.

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After reviewing the evidence http://t.co/yR2uaOkI9w, I am sided with tau, it's twice as good as pi. #MathBattles #Engineering

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Guy: Why can't you balance the stoichiometric reaction?
Girl: It was knocked out of balance when you took my oxygen away...
#EPL #Chemistry

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What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1. #EngineeringPickupLine #MathFTW

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Power naps are great. You can build up charge with then. #EngineeringAdvice

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Release your kinetic energy and convert it to potential. #advicetoincomingfreshmen