Sh*t Engineers Say

Shit Engineering Students Say

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There and back again

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Long exposure of launch, re-entry, and landing burns

[Engineering Humor @EngineersHumor]

IT depts empty this morning! #StarWarsTheForceAwakens opened @ midnight last night @neiltyson @SWEtalk @taubetapi

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@vettechikk69 good luck!

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Too true

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

F9R (pronounced F-niner) shows a little leg. Design is a nested, telescoping piston w A frame.

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When some starts out their explanation with "Soooo in theory.." be prepared for a lame reason why their math isn't working out.

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Good luck to all the engineers taking the FE Exam today! (Hint: the answers to the first 5 are A, B, A, B, D)

[Bethany @bethanymarie63]

My boss gives me notes on the backs of these 😂 #dilbert #engineeringproblems @EngineersHumor @Engineerisms

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Dear @chevrolet, you might want to double check your units for torque.. #multiplynotdivide

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Did anyone else notice how calm the Russians with dashboard cameras were while A METEOR HURTLED TOWARD THEM?

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

Seven billion hearts, but I can see only one. #ValentineFromSpace

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Aww shucks Wolfram Alpha, you shouldn't have! I thought we agreed no gifts! Happy Valentine's Day!

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We're giving up homework for Lent. Who wants to join us?

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I've got 99 problems, and they're all due tomorrow by 5PM #engineeringlyrics

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If a professor gets to copy the homework every year, why does it matter if I copy the solutions? #hypocrite #engineeringproblems

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Attitude control: trying not to laugh when business majors tell you how hard their classes are.

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10! seconds is exactly 6 weeks. #thingsyoulearnwhenyoushouldbedoinghomeworkat3am

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My professor's closet must look like Doug Funnie's, because he wears the same clothes every class.

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@GirlEngrProbs good luck!