Cesar Conagher

Y'all know the drill by now. I solve problems. Don't be a problem, and I won't have to 'solve' (kill) you. (main: @a_pyroneer)

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

[PINNED]

"After everything I've been through...
Despite everything, I'm still myself."

(RP Info on Cesar Conagher.)

[Sentry Siblings! @Sentry_Siblings]

//FUN FACT: Parker makes cat noises

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Stefani, please get yourself a proper meal.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Do I need to ping John or are you gonna go get yourself a proper meal

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Stefani

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Nevertheless, I'll still be there to stop them.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

respawn incidents are in low tide right now.

thank god.

Prolly gonna hang up my hammock and relax.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 And you have to be there to plant devices.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Tobias, if you're trying to sabotage the respawn machines again with gas or explosives, I will have to report this to someone.

You've been warned numerous times about these kinds of things.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@MEXICAN_PYRO33 Remember Tobias, I can teleport at will and stop any sabotages before they happen. Motion detection systems exist, y'know.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Stefani just calm down you're not gonna die or anything

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Calm down

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Stefani, you've got nothing to worry about. Your team doesn't have any Respawn Incidents on file.

(...to my knowledge.)

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps These incidents are few and far between.

Only really happens when the machines are overused.
Right now, Respawn use is at a low.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Do you want more examples?

Incident Sc-132-B, nicknamed 'Upside Down & Inside Out.' had to kill the poor guy immediately.

Incident So-32-R nicknamed 'Cannibal'. That one got away.

I could go on, but I don't want to.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Mutations.

Like Slendermann

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@coyotitoscout Elaborate?

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps I... don't really know. Go talk to a therapist or something.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps Okay, Stefani, you really need to have more self confidence.

[Cesar Conagher @EngineeronRED]

@cordydepps The sandvich has a cool down. You don't.