England Dan

Hello, yeah, it's been a while. Not much, how 'bout you? I'm not sure why I'm here, I guess I really just wanted to follow YOU! \w/

[England Dan @england_dan1]

! @biffbot1 made this for me !

[England Dan @england_dan1]

Hey, @JessGoddesse! It's been a long time -- just back to Twitter post-virtual tour. I'm back to DMs, too. Follow me again so we can continue our chat? :-)

[England Dan @england_dan1]

I don't know what the deal is w/ @john_ford_coley, but when he dropped off, it just got kinda lonely for me, esp w/him off doing so much solo stuff. What say you, JFC? https://t.co/jBerDtWZ6k

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Flu Vaccine Recalled Due To Defective Government Tracking Microchips https://t.co/cWXJDMO5IF

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@DANBARCAN1 HEY DAN!!

[John Ford Coley @john_ford_coley]

@england_dan1 @BudgieEyes1, is that Bjork in that swan costume? When did she grow a 'stache?

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Senator Honored For Work With Overprivileged Americans https://t.co/tcUjDdY1wx

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Archaeologists: Egyptian Pyramids Actually Early Attempt At Camping https://t.co/Te5CE5MTyz

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Senate Votes Down GOP's 'Skinny' Obamacare Repeal https://t.co/rbnqbWKTiN #WhatDoYouThink?

[England Dan @england_dan1]

Twpeeps, me & JFC, we've been MIT (missing in Twitter). Tell us, #WTFIsDonald? #Rockon!

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@john_ford_coley like watch this, dude.

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@john_ford_coley and these things are #hashtags, so like you could start a #wtfisdonald tag. cool, right?

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@john_ford_coley, tweeter has kinda change, so if you wanna talk publicly, stick my name anywhere other than the beginning of the tweet!

[England Dan @england_dan1]

Twpeeps, @john_ford_colely & me've been MIA. What's been happenin'? All swell in the US of A? Tell me about this Trumpf dude!

[England Dan @england_dan1]

Welcome back to the Twitter, @john_ford_coley. Hope you're walkabout was really cool. I've been in a fugue state but better now.

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@john_ford_coley @realDonaldTrump Oh, THAAT guy. I dunno. Maybe he'll answer here if it's really him. Whoever is prez is doing some crazy-stupid stuff -- so prolly NOT him.

[England Dan @england_dan1]

Hey, @john_ford_coley, did you know that @realDonaldTrump is president or something now? Name ring a bell?

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Mark Zuckerberg Touts Complete Lack Of Cannibalism On Facebook Live So Far https://t.co/SPIzqYiP7j

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24 Million Would Lose Coverage Under GOP Health Plan https://t.co/48uRbv67AC #WhatDoYouThink?

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@SeanMagill5 Thank you, Sean. Happy New Year!

[England Dan @england_dan1]

@SeanMagill5 Thanks so much, Sean. Hope you had a good long weekend. :)