John Ford Coley

I wish I had a time machine, I could,
Make myself go back until the day I was born.
Then I would live my life again

[John Ford Coley @john_ford_coley]

Been touring, recording and went on a long walkabout like they do in Australia. Now I find myself rusty on the tweetering machine. so sorry.

[John Ford Coley @john_ford_coley]

@england_dan1 @realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump? That guy from the TV show? President of what? Doesn't he own a casino? President of the all-you-can-eat buffet maybe?

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I'm back, what's up?

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@FrankHi10 or come to one of my solo shows, or one with @England_dan1, I have to experience it 24/7/365.

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@FrankHi10 it's recorded music. All it takes is a CD/record player & you WILL experience it again, just LISTEN. @england_dan1

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@FrankHi10 think about what you said, "the music you have recorded we will never experience again".... @england_dan1

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#Twitter needs a soundtrack...could use some music while I'm talking. Maybe I'll work on producing a Tweet soundtrack.

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But she ain't making (aka brewing) the beer, so she really isn't producing anything.

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I'm told that @amyshumer is in a #BudLightParty TV commercial, so she can't be totally a #bitch.

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What's the big deal with #Spain anyway?

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Anyway, @England_dan1, what's yur feelings on this Amy Shumer? who the heck is she anyway?

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instead of talking about moving to #Spain if @realDonaldtrump gets elected.

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Unlike @amyshumer, I've been producing stuff, that is contributing to the betterment of my fellow Americans....

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where have I been?

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I meant england_dan1, been to long since I last been twittering.

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Welcome to me, back on the Tweeter after a long layoff, and a shout out to #englanddan1

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@england_dan1 @DudleysPancake hotcakes, yummy!!!

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@england_dan1 @heykim I hired a kid for a while, but it didn't end well.

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@england_dan1, I keep hearing we're #yachtrock, but I don't own a boat. used to have a fishing boat....does that count? #confused.

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@england_dan1 @mistersir1122 maybe he meant foosball.