English Hinton

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[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

My upstairs neighbors either have no idea how to walk like normal humans or are always playing Dance Dance Revolution, and if it’s the latter, why haven’t they invited me?

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

I swear that this was the inspiration for every Perdue/Loeffler campaign ad in Georgia https://t.co/lOHa8uP9bF

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

If anyone who was so keen to save the post office a few months back wants to take the time to find my missing package, that would be great.

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

Painting your brick house white is the equivalent of putting shag carpet over hardwood floors. Just stop. Please.

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

I look forward to the day when people don’t ask a woman on the job-site wearing work boots and covered in sawdust and drywall if she’s the homeowner or designer, but if she’s the contractor. 🛠👷‍♀️🏠

#womeninconstruction

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden: 'I Won't Reveal Whether I Plan On Abolishing The Constitution And Establishing A Glorious Communist Utopia Until After I'm Elected' https://t.co/im13r000Ro

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Play College Football!

[Ross Dellenger @RossDellenger]

Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) has drafted a letter that he plans to send to Big Ten presidents, identifying reasons why he believes college football should be played.

@SINow obtained a copy.

Sasse is a former university president.

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

Since 2020 has already been one million years long, does that mean it’s okay to start listening to christmas music?

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

I still get horrified remembering the time I was catching up with an old crush and he told me about his engagement and fancy new job. Naturally, I tried to top that by bragging that I only had 2 classes the next semester while standing there on crutches...with a broken ankle...

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

1) Masks are not magical cloths that guarantee safety from harm

2) Masks also are not a communist conspiracy to oppress you

3) Stores have the right to require masks. If you barge in without one to make a point, you're a jackass

4) Wearing masks while walking outside is stupid

[Ben Napier @scotsmanco]

But he said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ’s power may rest on me.
2 Corinthians 12:9

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

!!! Just apply! The worst they can do is say no!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

You cannot coherently argue that any life inherently matters if you support the mass slaughter of that life in the womb

[The Porch @theporch]

Sin will cost you more than you want to pay, take you further than you want to go, and keep you longer than you want to stay. #SevenDeadlySins

[The Porch @theporch]

The Gospel is that God came to the earth in the form of Jesus. He gave his life and rose from the dead 3 days later. That payment for sins was enough, and anyone who puts their faith in what Jesus did on the cross has eternal life. @DavidJMarvin #PorchFactCheck

[Nicky Gumbel @nickygumbel]

St. Valentine was imprisoned beheaded & buried on 14 Feb 269 AD for helping persecuted Christians & marrying Christian couples! While in prison he prayed for his jailer’s daughter & her blindness was healed. On the day of his execution he left her a note signed, ‘Your Valentine.’

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

My masters thesis: about historic preservation practices, HGTV, and the purpose of preservation

Me, a good Hillsdale alum: still manages to encorporate a discussion of Aristotle and the good 😏

[English Hinton @EnglishHinton]

@hoe4oxfordcomma That sounds like it would taste disgusting lol. You can’t taste the capsules