The English Lesbian

You know what they say, The best way to get over one girl is to get under another.

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Hi guys! 👋👋👋

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Been a while, but I'm back 👌

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Waking up in a morning with your girl asleep in your arms >>>> 😘

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights oh yeah I do :)

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Creme eggs.. Lesbians favourite eggs.. How do you eat yours? 😜👅✌☝

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights some of my friends go to uni there.. Ahhhhhh makes me happy!

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Happy Easter lesbians! 🐰💝😘

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights for real?! It's by far my favourite!

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights it's got to be a Geordie accent. 😍😍😍

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights oh that's good then, it's not my favourite accent

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights oh nice :) I still have the accent, although it's not as noticeable as a brummy one!

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@SapphicDelights Yorkshire, England :)

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Only thing better than waking up to bacon, is waking up to head.

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Lets get one thing straight. I'm not.

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Kiss my neck and I swear your clothes will hit the floor faster than you can say "cheerio"

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Russell Brand lost his virginity at the age of 17 to a prostitute when his father took him to a brothel in Hong Kong.

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

I'm on that good kush and... Oh wait. Just good kush.

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

Fuck me. That is all.

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@sexual_lesbian feel free to carry on, they're rather entertaining

[The English Lesbian @EnglishLesbian]

@sexual_lesbian oh few. I'm glad.