Bortolussi

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Caught myself in a moment of missing him just now.

The candle that burned twice as bright did indeed only burn half as long

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Missing this one lots.

"It's better to burn out than to fade away...than it is to rust"
- Neil Young

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

@count_damoney

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Many thanks to my associate Drew Dinsick for curtain jerking the main event

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Hammer Daily Tuesday edition w/ @TakesByJ & crew!🔨

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Two guests, longer discussions & more bets! See you live over on YouTube at 12 eastern! Link is below⬇️

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[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Do any of you have one of the /1917 Norqain Adventure Chronos, the official luxury watch of Gary puck?

I've gone to the site once a day for 3 weeks but haven't checked out

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

I don't forget anything I've read or heard, and that includes where I read or heard it.

Got that day-date autism. Perhaps that's why I cannot stop collecting day-date watches

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

@TheBarrelZone Barves Gaurds.

Barves in 5

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Consensus with my second (of two) Caucasian Canadian quants @PlusEVAnalytics on Cleveland

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Me & my Caucasian Canadian quantitative @DaveKay07121207 are going to try to do it again with Fred. Fred Again.

This time for Claude

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Fun one on "Steady" Freddie Andersen aka Fredzilla aka "Ready" Freddie aka Freddie, Set, N🚫.

We'll have to do it again

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Fun one on "Steady" Freddie Andersen aka Fredzilla aka "Ready" Freddie aka Freddie, Set, N🚫.

We'll have to do it again

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Consensus with my Caucasian Canadian quant @DaveKay07121207

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Consensus with my Caucasian Canadian quant @DaveKay07121207

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

He's very good. Proven track record. Commands a large sum. Is open to all opinions in a burgeoning and underrepresented field.

Please don't criticize my attorney. Or do, and specifically recommend me someone better

[deejay rips @deejayrips]

@EnglishMathPhD your lawyer said to ask twitter for legal advice...
the answer is to seek a better lawyer

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Who is best to answer questions related to structuring charges? My lawyer has some thoughts, but he also said to ask this website/application.

For example, if Ontario asks you to show ID for money laundering purposes (not tax purposes), for $3000 payouts and greater, and you bet a +2800 for $100 instead of the single ticket max of $109, and you do several of these tickets, is that structuring, or is that someone who is perhaps autistic and overly enjoys round numbers

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

@tangotiger I don't think using ~4.1 instead of ~5.5 to fill in imaginary innings when discussing an award that is both qualitative and quantitative is trying to fool anyone

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

@tangotiger Yes, but then it becomes much more difficult to make the case that he's leading. And with a belligerently low ERA, that's a case I want to make

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Consensus with my quantitative @DaveKay07121207.

We do not care that Derek Carty has it at 4.47. Maybe we should, but frankly we don't

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

@Ethan_the_Kid Not Jewish, not Muslim.

So they don't care as much

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

Has anyone pulled Saddam's rookie card recently?

Only Larry David and Osama are hotter in the hobby

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

@Ethan_the_Kid

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

I know - for whatever reason - there is frothing demand to have me on @TheHammerHQ again.

Not yet. I don't want to be casted out. Like a leper. Amongst you vultures

[Bortolussi @EnglishMathPhD]

The good news is if you did bet Leo Carlsson to win the Conn Smythe after the ducks had already been eliminated for days, someone might take over your account(s) and make you more money

[Paul Shag @PaulShag]

@EnglishMathPhD Congrats to those that just clicked and didn't DTOR.

They've removed 2 levels of limitation at the BM family