English Petrie

I'm Petrie the English pterodactyl, just a little over 150 million years old. I love fish, my gf Frieda, my adopted family, and FISHH!!!

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Any advice from anyone on being a stepdad to a college age kid just looking forward to the future

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Thanks to @brady_d25 and @RileyMThompson for being such great dads they cook the best fish

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@wayeric Oyyy that looks so fun

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Oyyy thanks to @RachelDalton429 and @imadrjenn for being great step moms I love you and hope You get all The tuna you want

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I want to thank my girlfriend callli for being so awesome she’s the best and if you like coleslaw you gotta try hers

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What are y’all having for thanksgiving I’m thinking I’ll choose fish

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Oyyy I got to go to the aquarium yesterday. Very fun.

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Needed this song today it’s been stressful but this is me https://t.co/c3C8RQYuDH

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Ughhh I think it’s lame that my girlfriend is not welcome Everywhere

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Oyyy this is me in #noshowernovember it’s best to take a month of showering https://t.co/qwLt5bKknh

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Happy Father’s Day to @brady_d25 and @RileyMThompson thanks for all you do I’ve gotten you each a can of tuna

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It’s been tough lately but i have found comfort through this https://t.co/8msdsNF7AT

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Who cares she’s a fake

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Olivia Rodrigo seems to be teasing a June 30th date for new music.

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https://t.co/YgtXTtu6iy

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He’s dead………………

Chunkys dead

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@robhoffimagery More like a super duper cell

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I think it might be good to visit some old friends, haven’t seen my buddy chunky for a while. Hope he’s doing great. I’m gonna go visit him.

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Still taking it one day at a time think I might go stop by my cousin Eddie’s place, see how he’s doing

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Very excited to celebrate my dad’s birthday this Saturday, I heard there will even be fish Ice-cream!!!

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@HerethJake Oyyy I’ll stop by

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Hey, I know I have been MIA lately, a lot has happened, but me and my “girlfriend” are no longer together. I can’t say much but it is not my fault. I can use all your prayers and fishes in this time.