EnglishButcherer

My butchery of the English language is the stuff of legendary so to speak #englishfail

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

You can't have your cream and eat it without taking a risk #englishfail #clichebutchery #JC

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“Let me percolate on this one internally and see what falls out of the mix so to speak…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #PHC #percolate

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“You can’t push the Titanic with a toothbrush…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #NP #Titanic #toothbrush

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“It would take a rabbit out of a bag to get the rainbow and pot of gold…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #NP #rainbow #potofgold

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“What we need is a gung-ho logistics manager who will take the bull by their teeth…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #BS #BullsNation #bullshitqoates #teeth #makingcustomssexy

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“If we can get this right the world is your platter…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #JA #world #platter

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“If you can’t cut the mustard get out of the kitchen…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Doyen #AC #mustard #getoutofthekitchen

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“It’s between the apple the horse and the cart. I mean infront of the horse but not the cart…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Doyen #AC #applehorse

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“Just trying to get my ducks in the row and dance in puddles at the same time…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #KD #🦆#puddles

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“It’s just showing professional and keeping her in the blind…"

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Doyen #blind #AC

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“Rome wasn’t created in a year…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #rome #TR

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“People don't think outside the square. If they are only thinking inside the square then they need to make sure they stay inside the sides of the square. The problem is the square they are thinking in is on an angle"

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #AH #squares

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“While it rains we need to get the hay the water it needs as we can…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Makehaywhilethesunshines #zoomzoom #rain
#AS

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“You can’t eat cake and have it at the same time…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #greatness #goat #AC #LetThemEatCake

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“You know what they say. Lift is short. You never know what you’re gonna get…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #Hawkeye @Marvel

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“You can flip a coin a hundred times and still come up with a different answer every time…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #greatness #coinflip #cointoss #SD

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“You can’t go building bridges which are burning. If you do you’ll end up swimming with the crocodile’s…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #greatness #MR #burningbridges #crocodile #swimming

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“Knowing knowledge and having factual knowledge, it’s critical in relation to executing to the best of your advantage…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #knowledge #knowing #AC #critical #advantage

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“It doesn’t matter how many boards we throw at our darts it feels like we keep kicking the can down the road…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #JOC #darts #bullseye #kickingthecan

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“Sometimes I really feel like I’m riding a dead horse here and no matter how hard I push the answers don’t come overnight…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #JK #horseriding #Horses

[EnglishButcherer @English_Butcher]

“From my perspective I’d much rather talk directly to the horse so they get to hear it from me. That’s the best way…”

#englishfail #clichebutchery #awkward #MrEd #talktothehorse
#JK