Englishwithasad

Esl teacher,Voice over artist, Writer and poet , and Educationist.

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Instead of saying "Have a nice day"
I'm gonna start saying "Have the day you deserve."
You know let karma sort that shit out.

#sarcasm
#dadjokes

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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙮, 𝙩𝙝�� 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚.
~Percy Bysshe Shelly

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Sometimes a person who was everything for you becomes someone you used to know.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot .

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“Sometimes the people around you won't understand your journey. They don't need to, it's not for them.”

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Remember that it's okay to not be okay,

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I was in a taxi today and the driver said,
"I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."
Then I said: "Turn left here."

#sarcasm
#sarcastichumor
#funniesttweets

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I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus.
But geometry is where I draw the line

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Sometimes, Just Agree With People, So They Can Stop Talking.

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: The traffic was terrible.
Teacher: Is it my fault?
Student: Did I blame you?
Teacher: -5.
😁😁😁

#sarcams
#sarcastichumor
#funniesttweets
#funnymeme
#memesdaily

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Oxygen and magnesium went on a date. 🥰🕺💃
Everyone outside was like Omg.
😅😅😅

#chemistry
#Education
#study
#Sarcasm
#funnymemes
#Memes
#funniesttweets
#sarcastichumor

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A man who says sorry when he is wrong is called honest. A man who says sorry when he is not sure is called wise. A man who says sorry when he is right is called husband.

#Sarcasm
#Memes
#LifeLessons
#sayings
#MarriedLife
#husbandandwife
#funniesttweets
#funny

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“Education is a Progressive Discovery Of Our Own Ignorance.” – Will Durant

#education
#EducationForAll
#quotes
#quotesandsayings
#quoteoftheday
#MotivationalQuotes

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I had a date last night.
It was good.
Anyway, tonight I may have a grape.

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What colour is the wind?
Blew...🤣

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Addiction is an attempt to escape suffering temporarily.

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I have a civil engineering joke, but it's still under construction 👷‍♂️🏗️. 😜
#Sarcasm
#jokes
#EnglishLanguage

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Sometimes, we create our own heartbreaks through expectations.

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Think you know English? Think again. 😜 #English #WeirdEnglish #FunnyEnglish #LearningEnglish

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Be useless
So noby can use you