Kevin Carroll

100% powered by coffee and cognitive dissonance he/him

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

Confused and stammering, he stares at himself in the mirror trying to figure out when he got so fat, so hideous. He walks with solemn resignation towards the toilet knowing the only remedy is to #purge. Tears tearing the serene water are met with a love letters ashes.
#vss365

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@emberstorm_de mostly witchy stuff, but hopefully plenty of scavenging and decorating

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@DeviantSpirits hurt hole sounds like a NIN album

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@JFGariepy @occultclassix you really covered your bases huh 😂

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

Me: if you could be immortal would you?
My friends and family: Immortality isn't real, Idiot!

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

Is Discourse as entertainment/socialization completely dead or is it just my social circles?

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

The Kens were literally banned from fulfilling employment and locked into homelessness. If Ken could do more than Beach and have a small mojo dojo casa house in the edge of town "patriarchy" would have had little appeal

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It's crazy how quickly we went from "eat the rich" to "let them eat cake" just by painting the French revolution in pink and making the bourgeoise Girl Bosses

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

Enemas are expensive and include risk of perforation
Eating at IKEA is pretty cheap and moderately tasty

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@catalystgamelab I've done it 3 years, I strongly suggest it!

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

I've been doing so good, working out, eating salads with no dressing like a psycho, almost no carbs...I'm still gaining weight and I'm literally fantasizing about chili cheese dogs, maybe I'm just supposed to be fat 😅

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@Malkarii_ If you still have one, I don't really bring anything, but my favorite artists are heading there

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@RaminNasibov I expect to find lots of seminars for sale teaching the alpha male lifestyle

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@HumantheFixer My decker/face, Netfix, will expose Bright to the whole world while simultaneously making sure they never make a second attempt!

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@greg16676935420 Enticing mouth slicers

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I promise my kids that when they're old enough to know how deeply uncool I am that I won't buy and ruin a social platform that we've scapegoated as being the source of their ideology

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@roxiqt I'm a little sad I'm following a great list of artists and stuff now and some are staying, some blue sky so e mastodon, etc, I don't think there's going to be one place to find these voices again

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@MelodeePet1606 I don't know Poland at all & only know Lithuania for a few years, but many I met there said the last 30 years have been radically transformative, seems he was right

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@SWAIM_CORP I can't wait to see you as Hellboy!

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

When I got to the Black Lake for the 1st time I had to turn the game off sit w it, then rave to my friends about story, audio, boss mechanics, now Diablo feels like a chore, gettin no joy. But I'm looking around my life & seeing the pattern everywhere, I don't think it's the game

[Kevin Carroll @EngryEngineer]

@roxiqt So glad you found someone who likes you for what's inside!