Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?
Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!
Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"
Victor Hugo, Notre Dame
Each face, each stone of the venerable monument, is a page not only of the history of the country, but of the history of science and art as well.