max, imus

EniMax. | he/him | bi | music enjoyer |

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

There truly isn't a greater feeling of desperation when you're done shitting and you're out of toilet paper so you use the end of the roll to wipe

[marko ꕤ @nottherealmarko]

if you’re gay and italian you’re born spiritually evil

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

They should rename it to uncommon sense the way some of y'all think

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Kid named Leaves Turn Inside You

[vespera @vesperamyst]

normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

I didn't know I'm shitting out the alphabet now tf

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

People deadass spend money on BCNR. Vinyls and shit. What the fuck are we doing

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Twitter useless af i alr found it 😮‍💨

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

WHO HAS THAT VIDEO OF THE BRITISH GUY THAT'S FREESTYLING SOME BULLSHIT FOR 30 SECONDS STRAIGHT ON A TIKTOK LIVE AND SOMEONE SAYS "no stutter" I NEED THAT VIDEO

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

WHO HAS THAT VIDEO OF THE BRITISH GUY THAT'S FREESTYLING SOME BULLSHIT FOR 30 SECONDS STRAIGHT ON A TIKTOK LIVE AND SOMEONE SAYS "no stutter" I NEED THAT VIDEO

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Watching a Class of '09 playthrough and I'm thinking to myself: "Wow, these people sound like 90% of Twitter users"

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Fuck yeah man, twitter for you page. It's lit

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

I COME BACK FROM MY VACATION AND MY BALLOON SON LIAM HAS DEFLATED 💔💔💔

FLY HIGH LIAM YOU GAVE ME 6 MONTHS OF JOY BEING MY CHILD 🕊🕊

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

I genuinely just watched two of them have a goon-off by listing the characters they have gooned to back and forth. Interesting times

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Sooo day 2. Three dudes are cuddling in one bed and I'm on the floor with a pillow. What's the play here

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Sooo day 2. Three dudes are cuddling in one bed and I'm on the floor with a pillow. What's the play here

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

They put a cigarette in my mouth while i was sleeping i will not survive this one gang

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

@Lonelyhiphopfan 😭😭😭😭

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

They put a cigarette in my mouth while i was sleeping i will not survive this one gang

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Im on vacation with my friends and we were all chilling in one room and someone has the BRIGHT IDEA of watching gore

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

ITS 11PM I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP LATER I DONT WANMA WATCH PEOPLE DIE

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Im on vacation with my friends and we were all chilling in one room and someone has the BRIGHT IDEA of watching gore

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

Charlie Kirk has possessed the Spurs the same way the kids in FNAF possess the animatronics

[Smiley Face @SmileyFace1126]

gubby is that a gubby

[max, imus @EniMaximus]

This shit didnt even bang whats the point