Sheila Southerland

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Have you ever wondered if your mom had just got done giving your dad a blowjob right before kissing you goodnight? If not, you are now

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

When a male deer rubs his antlers on a tree, it is a form of masturbation.

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning you're not old.

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

PickUpLine: Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

There is nothing that you need in order to be perfectly happy

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

You can only decide how you're going to live

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Do it only with the best.

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

But close up a world's all dirt and rocks

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

The spirit of who we are can only flower into existence when we begin to feel the livingness in ALL things

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

Don't say you love me if you're not gonna stay.

[Sheila Southerland @Enidqdy]

There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind