Charlotte Clegg

Exhausting, but worth it.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@jk_rowling Shame you're a terf though 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Kwite @Kwite]

im doing good!

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

The #ImACeleb castle looks so good at night!
#happyplace

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@ohchrissavidge She bloody wishes.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@astronomer14 @vicderbyshire This is the most gloriously tenuous link I've ever seen! Lololol

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@JennyB1000 @vicderbyshire It's a swan.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Ah yes Breitbart media....that bastion of accurate and responsible journalism. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@realDonaldTrump Sooo you think the votes have been miscounted, and yet youre citing this figure? How can you know what number of votes you got if it was miscounted? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@Kathlee17849283 @realDonaldTrump Like....this is it. This is the end. He lost. Anything beyond this is the temper tantrum of a toddler. Which is to be fully expected but still....perhaps have some dignity!

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahabababahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahababahabahahahahahahah also no.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@hedges_david That's a very nice view. However I personally know people who have seen all the enduing nonsense and are still clamouring to leave at any cost. So it's either wilful ignorance, they have a vested interest (a la Jacob Rees Mogg) or they are sociopaths who want everyone to suffer.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

Anyone who still chants "brexit means brexit!" Or "we voted leave, so just leave!" displays nothing more than their absolute ignorance.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

I asked the relevant EU people what the response will be when @theresa_may asks to reopen the Withdrawal Agreement. All replied with just one word. It is “no”. This could be shortest and most hopeless renegotiation in history.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

Good. Cheese is vile.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

One of Queen Victoria’s wedding gifts was a 1250 lb cheddar cheese, 9 feet in diameter. She sent it off on a tour of England, but when attempts were made to return it to her, she refused to take it back.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

So in answer to "am I just stuck in a tedious computer simulation...." The answer is yes.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Described as the world’s most boring video game, Penn and Teller created Desert Bus in the early 1990s. You have to drive a bus from Las Vegas to Phoenix in real time and there’s no scenery. Once you complete the 8-hour journey, you receive one point.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

When you DGAF, the best way is to take the form of DGaf himself....
@deangaffney1

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

Mental Health First Aider. Sang on stage with Boney M. Netball Coach. Pantomime Villain.
As of today these are all true things that can legitimately go on my CV. Not sure which one makes me more proud.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@Gammababe @PearlsFromMyrna Me too. Sucker punched me with that. Anyone who gets a go on a genie and doesn't wish for that is a Doris. Fact.

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

Ridiculous levels of excitement about seeing @stephenfry this evening!!!! I'm going to be insufferable ALL DAY!

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

Just been on a ghost story walk. We were invited to contribute our own tales of the local area. I did. Mine was the scariest story of the evening. #ostrichpub #prestwich #halloween #TrueStory

[Charlotte Clegg @EnigmaLottie]

@ReeceShearsmith Utter genius