𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬

❝Gᴏ ᴏɴ. Tᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ... Tᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ғᴇᴇʟꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛᴇᴘ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ, ᴏʜ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ··ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ.··❞ | #DCRP parody account

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

єνєяу яι∂∂ℓє нαѕ αη αηѕωєя.

『?』 ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ, ɴᴇᴡ 52-ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇʀ.

『?』 ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ / ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ꜱʟ.

『?』 ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ɴʏɢᴍᴀ.

『?』 ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴛ!

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

"I am the world's greatest detective."

[Batman @WorIdsGreatest]

https://t.co/8YujX9etbr

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

@vinesandthorns -- have the...ahem...distinct pleasure of speaking with you, I always think to bring a book of matches."

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

@vinesandthorns -- those qualities. Would being humble make me virtuous? Would it amount to anything more than /lying/?"

Nygma looked down at the venus fly trap in her hands and perked a brow; his smile rapidly contorted into a skeptical glare. "And /do/ keep those things at bay. Whenever I --

[Barbara Gordon (Batgirl) @C0mputer3xpert]

“The bat is out of town so you have to deal with me!”

Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) portrayal

(N)sfw

#DCRP

(Not new to verse)

Ships with Chemistry.

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

"Get it? Facundity as in eloquence, but it sounds like fecundity? With how fertile and productive my mind is?"

Makes that obnoxious, self-congratulatory smile of his.

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

"I simply do /not/ cotton to pretenders.

There can only be one Riddler. Simply put, no one else could truly live up to the role. Could anyone else conjure up the craft to consistently confound with such charisma? Or to fastidiously fashion up recondite riddles with facundity?"

[Bᴀʀʙᴀʀᴀ J. Gᴏʀᴅᴏɴ @smcrtkickass]

ㅤ𝗖𝗢𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘: 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗟𝗘

˗ ˏ ˋ Cᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ɢᴇɴɪᴜs ˎˊ ˗
ㅤ ㅤ F̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ᴍ̶ᴇ̶ʀ̶ ̶B̶ᴀ̶ᴛ̶ɢ̶ɪ̶ʀ̶ʟ̶

⋮ ⊰ ❪ Mɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ RP
⋮ ⊰ ❪ Cᴏᴍɪᴄᴠᴇʀsᴇ

Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ.

[𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 (𝐒𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐞) @secretbatgirl]

𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 — 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐛 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞. 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢’𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬: 𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥.

[𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐋𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 @HeiressOfEvil]

—Lena Luthor
—#DCRP #Villain
—Acting 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 of LexCorp
—𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐂𝐄𝐎.
❝𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲.❞

[. @solitrine]

https://t.co/JF7pS7RZ7x

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

// DMs open for plotting!

[𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃. @NoHeroNoVillain]

❝From the grave to the ｔｏｐ.❞

-ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴅ.
-ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ

𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙍𝙏 = 𝙰 𝘽𝙐𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝚃𝙾 𝙰
𝙎𝘾𝙐𝙈𝘽𝘼𝙂.

[𝐁̲𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍. @SWORNUPONOATH]

⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄

[𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐬 @EnigmaticCrime]

"Edward Nygma truly is the whole package."

[゛🐾 ⋮ 𓏻𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄͜ ͡𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒. @kleptnoir]

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