Damon Salvatore

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Hmm... I wonder if any shop girls are around. [drums his fingers on his lips as if pondering] Surely there should be some new blood here..

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

See.. I told you she wanted me. #SheCantHelpHerself #ImSoAwesome https://t.co/J8A8XtdDi8

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

[lifts his shoulders in a nonchalant shrug] Perhaps, @EvilBitchKat? But it won't stop your ship from coming in, now will it? [winks]

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

[laughs loudly at @EvilBitchKat's empty threat] Am I really the one you wish to stake at this very moment? [resumes his humming]

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

[starts humming Anchor's Away to @EvilBitchWay] Land ho!

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Spam much? #block https://t.co/M5zEVXbyOS

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

I don't know why she insists on having her ego stroked. Only one of us deserves that honor and I'll tell you, it's not @EvilBitchKat.

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Dangerous and deadly mean the same thing and sadly, you, @EvilBitchKat, are neither. You have resting bitch face, so you're never cute.

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Correction, @EvilBitchKat. I said your delusion was cute, not you. [he gently pats her cheek as one would to a silly child]

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

[chuckles and shakes his head] Oh, you're still delusional to believe you actually have one, @EvilBitchKat. How cute.

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Which one are you, @EvilBitchKat? The pot or the kettle? [holds up the finger as if an idea has struck him] Oh wait, they're both black.

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Just look at @EvilBitchKat. She couldn't resist touching the magnificent creature that is yours truly. [his lips twist into a devious smirk]

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

-- before you.. [his hand gesturing up and down his body] have a need to pursue anyone? They simply flock to me, @EvilBitchKat.

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

[cocks his head to the side, his blue eyes narrowing questioningly towards @EvilBitchKat] Why would something as marvelous as the Adonis --

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

-- She might be according to that fictional pursuit to throw all kinds of shit at the wall and see what sticks, called TVD. @EvilBitchKat

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Pfft [snorts] I wouldn't wait around for Elena if she was the last human left on Earth. [feigns a look of shock] Oh wait -- @EvilBitchKat

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

According to that pathetic intimation of my story, I'm waiting with bated breath for Elena. [rolls his eyes] @EvilBitchKat

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

[stretches his arms out, a loud yawn escaping his lips] You are not the only one wishing for a new start, @EvilBitchKat.

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

Returning to Mystic Falls #TVD #RP https://t.co/2mUvhvjOvJ

[Damon Salvatore @EnigmaticDamon]

- were filled with the strange girl who looked just like his beloved... Elena.]