DonDraper

Ahead of the curve. Trader

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

History repeats itself #Clean #BTC

[Truth Troll Official™️ @truthtroll_X]

The “Natasha Stress Toy” for those days of extreme nigga fatigue?

[y @SNTLRNTSTNR]

they got them dosages right hallelujah

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

@Cobratate Katrina cafe the highlight of this building

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Me waiting for the right time to sell my two shares of $SPCX to pay off my house.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me with $137 in my pocket worrying about SpaceX opening price so I can buy 1 share

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

Time is the raw material of wealth

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

@mzgaangy Wow man trading pro

[AdiiX @adiix_official]

Claude 5.0 built a Chinese girl a trading bot.

skip to 0:08 look at her journal, bot easily earns your monthly salary in a couple of days.

how it works:

the bot runs mean reversion on s&p 500 and nasdaq on 15-min candles, catching the small overextensions indices make every few hours. on bitcoin it switches to momentum breakouts on the 1-hour crypto trends harder than indices, so you ride the move instead of fading it. gold and oil get a slower trend-following layer on the 4-hour, because commodities move in cleaner waves and you don't want noise from intraday whipsaws.

position sizing is ATR-based per instrument, so a quiet day on gold gets a bigger size than a volatile day on bitcoin - risk stays constant even when volatility doesn't. every trade has a hard 1% stop, no exceptions, no "let me give it room." and there's a correlation filter on top: if s&p and nasdaq are already long, it won't pile into another risk-on asset and double the real exposure.

claude code writes and updates the logic. the bot just executes.

then claude cowork sends her two messages a day:

- 7am: what's happening in the market
- 9pm: how did the bot do

that's the whole job. two messages. five instruments. zero screen time.

manually she could only watch one chart at a time. this thing watches five. doesn't sleep. doesn't tilt. doesn't revenge trade at 2am.

what used to need a team of quants and a $200k bloomberg terminal now runs on a laptop and claude.

And your friend is still trading manually and is constantly in the red.

save this and read the article in the comments below to write your own bot using Claude

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW: 🇦🇪🇮🇷 At the request of the United States, the UAE delivered a plane carrying $3 Billion dollars in cash to Iran, in exchange for stopping its attacks on Israel – Kann

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

Suckers rally, 11 years in crypto makes me immune

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

Even BTC is against Pride month

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

Bad news Bitcoin OGs...

BTC has fallen below the rainbow chart again. 🌈

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

Selling my kidneys for 64k BTC

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

Gappy ranks
Nina
Hydro

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

@trader1sz @TheWasabiCheese Ur photo album must be cooked

[gum @gumsays]

Short squeeze for hyperliquid:native is far more likely than longs getting liquidated

There is $20M buy pressure in active TWAPs, most of it SPOT

I don't get why traders short the strongest coins.

h/t to @birdeye_data API for making this so easy to create on Codex

[Clemente @Chilearmy123]

When your friend sells their Hyperliquid

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

Corsair?

[DonDraper @EnigmaticKoala]

@trader1sz Go to burgenstock

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The number of billionaires in the world has hit a record 3,428 in 2026, per Forbes.