Andrew

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18 Yeah man, claiming Shams has sources after reporting Giannis was going to be traded for like 800 days straight or whatever it was is pretty dumb.

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18 If they're stupid enough to trade him, I hope it's some place no one expects just for maximum chaos

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18

[dank @cptdankkk]

Bill Belichick reveals Antonio Brown cost the Patriots $5,000 in milk during his 11 days in New England

“Tom's very nutrition oriented. Antonio ordered this special milk for Brady. Cost $5,000”

“To make a long story short, it got mixed up and ended up in the mail room for too long. The milk went bad”

“So we go out and get $5,000 worth of this special milk and give it to Brady from Antonio. And now we turn in an expense report for $5,000 worth of milk”

“I didn't want to ruin the relationship between Brown and Brady on this spoiled milk. So we spent $5,000 to replace this milk”

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@tweetingdouche Would solve a lot more if we could get a certain orange person to choke to death on one imo.

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@tweetingdouche

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

95 pitches, 15ks, 1 hit, no walks and still throwing 103mph and 104mph to the final batter, just an insane pitching performance

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

The final out of Miz's masterpiece 🥹

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@FakeJohnHammond

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

So far this season:

Jacob Misiorowski: 1.65 ERA, 13.69 K/9
Kyle Harrison: 1.57 ERA, 11.46 K/9

Since ERA became official in both leagues in 1913, no other MLB team has had 2 pitchers with a sub-2.00 ERA & 11.00+ K/9 at the end of any day in June or later (min. 10 starts each).

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18 Last I had heard he'd retired. Though I guess hes only 33, I thought he was older than that

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18 is this good?

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

Kyle Harrison has a 1.57 ERA in 10 starts for the Brewers

That’s the lowest ERA in a pitcher’s first 10 starts with the Brewers, surpassing 2008 CC Sabathia (1.59)

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@tweetingdouche This one really isn't Clevelands fault
https://t.co/yWCnHt3Qxr

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Danhausen at MSG after he cursed the Cavs 👀

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@JoshtheSandwich It really does. But here's my new little guy Reggie to make your timeline better (I adopted him a week and a half ago after having to send my sweet Fallon to the rainbow bridge.)

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@tweetingdouche Wemby out here selling like another San Antonio dude

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18 I honestly don't even know, I've really lost a lot of interest in the NBA overall, had gotten back into it years ago somewhat, but the overall dysfunction of the Bucks for years hasn't given me any reason to give it any more of my time so I'm not sure what makes sense

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

Needed to move the appointment up to this afternoon due to his condition, honestly not sure I'll ever get over this

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

Having to make an appointment to send my sweet darling Fallon to the Rainbow Bridge on Friday has broken me approximately 3000 times already since yesterday.

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

@matcat18 Flair goes on more random rants than Abe Simpson at this point.

[Andrew @EnigmaticMaven]

Having to make an appointment to send my sweet darling Fallon to the Rainbow Bridge on Friday has broken me approximately 3000 times already since yesterday.