Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody

“An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.” - Hugo. Don't you agree, @HauntedElegance? #SBHFam RP/18+ PARODY

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

Pay me the proper amount of attention and my eyes, or any other parts, wouldn't wander.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

What the fuck did I do?

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

Accurate.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

@OriginOfWarfare @HauntedElegance @CelestialCerigo + easily recognizable and not likely to immediately off themselves again, if that's how their first death went down. You give me a better name, and I'll deliver them to your wedding.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

@OriginOfWarfare @HauntedElegance @CelestialCerigo + the reputation for torture for a reason.*

Elvis is out, so who else could we pick? It should be someone who maybe has some conspiracy around not being dead and hasn't been gone too long. They should be +

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

What year isn't?

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

She wants me.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

Good idea. I know a guy.

[Persephone -Parody @HauntedElegance]

@EnigmaticSin Isn’t it enough I wear this bejeweled serpent that weighs a ton? Now you want to talk? You may as well tattoo your name on my breasts.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

Once these two bozos at this dinner party stop yapping, you and I need to deal with some things.

Some things being my co...conscience and your pu...purpose in life.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

@HauntedElegance @OriginOfWarfare @CelestialCerigo + Hallmark is stealing your thunder, Aphy.

*I look back and forth between the happy couple as reality sinks in.*

You're actually serious.

[Hades - Get Back Here Persephone - Parody @EnigmaticSin]

@HauntedElegance @OriginOfWarfare @CelestialCerigo + thought in centuries besides some outliers which is why we don't have the power we once did. Hell, Ares and I are in the best positions since fear of death and desire for war never go out of style. +