Kaise rates Asmongold's $3.50 steak & potatoes
"I'm trying to think of one good thing about it, so I can at least give it 1 out of 10, it's edible" - K
"So it was like a 9 or an 8" - A
"Yes" - K
It's okay to poke fun at your boyfriend every once in a while(in private preferably) but this just feels like a humiliation ritual at this point, someone save this man
"Asmongolds" New Lady Friend FORCED him to Play "Dress to Impress" on Roblox.
He got Competitive and POLITICAL.
"Wait, wait, That girl got number one?"
"That was so stupid."
"She didn't deserve number one." "No she didn't, that was like..."
"Who plays this game?"
"Or like, nine-year-olds playing this game?" "They've got to be r*tarded."
"You want me to do another one, don't you?" "Holy f*ck, okay."
@ToxicxxxJinx@AutisticClip Honestly shocks me that Asmon has never tried dating someone who's looksmatched. Going exclusively after retarded e-girls as a nasty ass loser will never get you someone with similar interests, he's too old to be taking those bets imo
@caligulafied@inmostlight LOL no it's me. Tried joining a subreddit that's like the female equivalent of kitchencels and they didn't let me in because I posted Asmongold fanart before (like these ones)