WellbutrinEnjoyer

I done slipped on pee-pee at the Costco and by the grace of God I’ll never work another day in my life.

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

American Oscar Pistorius

[FOX 5 DC @fox5dc]

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. https://t.co/Iy8B3qEWOc

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Need to sit crosslegged in a park and read a book and smoke a cigarette

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Travis when he wrote this song

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Me when I wear the Gigantic Coat That Makes You Puke

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

sometimes you just gotta queen out with Rick Steves for 55 minutes

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

they did what to the eagles on whose kick?

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

women are only after one thing and it’s disgusting (going to bed instead of finishing The Machinist (2004) with me)

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Do not complain to me about a baby crying on your flight I’m on #RealNatalistHours over here you’re the one being a baby

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

why does every Israeli settler terrorist look like a Portland crust punk

[Eye on Palestine @EyeonPalestine]

10 miles north of Jericho, in the Palestinian village of Al-Auja, American journalist Rains Brendan is covering settler attacks against Palestinian water sources/ infrastructure. As his car was stopped, belligerent Israeli settlers taunted, spit, and threw beer at him.

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Real

[shay | JAMES DAY @sethscurls]

austin’s face after he said that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

when she hasn’t texted back in 32 minutes

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

All my workout clothes have holes in them I don’t care so after I go work out I go to Whole Foods stinking and in tattered clothes and everyone gets out of my way bc they’re scared I’m homeless it’s great

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Popping my little blue pill before my date 😏 (10mg Adderall IR)

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

@jacobdotgov

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

it’s actually not gay at all to practice initiating subtle physical contact with women on your homie

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

@royalserf explaining a public health initiative to an American: imagine a borger…

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Going to start collecting a fee at the base of my hikes for $50 I won’t pace-mog and agility-mog you in front of your gf

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

first date in god knows how long that’s got me kicking and swinging my feet in bed and now I’m getting swept away by a Russian tsunami fuck my dumb chungus life

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

Saying “I love dogs more than human beings” in your campaign ad is an interesting strategy

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

As mayor, I made subway safety a top priority. People feel safer, and ridership is high. I’m calling on the MTA to do something about this heat!

[WellbutrinEnjoyer @EnjoysMids]

all the baddies at the trail think I shit my pants (took an unmarked trail and had to butt shuffle down an 80ft ravine)