" We at MIRA value staying transparent towards our employees over everything , which is why I , your dearest CEO , have decided to make an account on this wonderful app . "
( And not to keep an eye on you all wink wink nudge nudge. )
`` we're headed to a better life... A better future! Glory to MIRA!``
``and always remember, to do YOUR part, for MIRA!``
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@amonguspillled Why of course, we all share the same goal afterall.
Though, if it had to be one, I would be happy it was me who you were the most loyal to
All of this talk about "its milk first, its cereal first", man I just pop a bit of cereal into my mouth and take a sip of milk. Works basically the same