Jenna Lynd

I bartend in South Boston. I do it okay.

[Jenna Lynd @EnnAyBeeCee]

"I'll just drink a /little/," said I.

"oh fuck what year is it," said I, also. ... later.

[Jenna Lynd @EnnAyBeeCee]

Well I just cut the shit out of my hand, and this is why I can't be trusted to prepare dinners by myself.

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I don't think I ever explained.

Ennaybeecee - NABC. Non-alien big cat. I'm not a clever woman, and I've never pretended to be.

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I figured this thing would've gotten auto-deactivated.

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@SouthieDogGal Sorry I'm a boring stuffy old spinster, Rory.

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@SouthieDogGal NO, NO. DO NOT DO THAT I SAID DON'T DO THAT.

[Jenna Lynd @EnnAyBeeCee]

Hey. Whoa. Rory must've listened to me. This feed bot NEVER mentions me. Sweet.

@SouthieDogGal thanks, yo.

[Jenna Lynd @EnnAyBeeCee]

@AMOathkeeper Oh. It's a very nice one.

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@AMOathkeeper What's the Oath? Like... An oath's a promise, right? So... what're you keeping?

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@RPPromptsBot Bint and Summer

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@Alex_Paragon Uh. Maybe?

[Jenna Lynd @EnnAyBeeCee]

@Alex_Paragon Someone who is wacky and carefree and helps people LOOSEN UP AND LIVE THEIR DREAMS. so no. no I am not.

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@Alex_Paragon Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

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@Alex_Paragon I think it's the ears, tail, and cultural consumption of catgirls as MPDGs.

I'm not that.

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@SouthieDogGal @lizardvsfood ...I- Thanks?

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@SouthieDogGal @lizardvsfood ...rory my teeth - aren't.. normal..?

[Jenna Lynd @EnnAyBeeCee]

@lizardvsfood @SouthieDogGal oh my god THANK YOU I thought I was the only one who looked at their teeth and went "uhm. Those are shit."

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@SouthieDogGal Come here.

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@SouthieDogGal @lizardvsfood No. Sorry. Faraday's right.

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@SouthieDogGal You always look like a normal person, doof.