Nanaye🖤

🙂

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

I was expecting to see wigs, bags and perfumes 😂😂

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“You can open up to me”

Ehhh nothing dey do me o, I dey okay abeg

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[fatima🧋. @koffeekuch]

my fav hobby

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me when i find a perfect 2000s series with 6 seasons and 16+ episodes each

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[FaddyK! @iamfadekemi_]

I on hotspot for my brothers to play efootball

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

home is where you trust the toilet seat.

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

I once registered at a hotel gym… the biggest mistake they made was building it directly opposite their pool bar. To make matters worse, the gym instructor scheduled me for the evening program. First 2 days: staring at cold Heineken & grilled fish through the glass with him. The remaining days: staring at the gym instructor with Heineken & grilled fish in front of me

[Brillyluxe @OvwomaB]

Make I remove my sheep clothing
Heat won Finish me😭😂🫣

[i’m back i guess @veggie_lo_mein]

you guys ever have a social interaction and immediately after you’re like mmmmmmmm yeah that was not my best work

[i bad💕 @thepreetiestgal]

“You're so self centered” who shall I center my life around?😭

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

Dropped a girl home after arguing and when she got out I was patiently waiting for the car door to SLAM. The slam never came, she just left the door wide open, I had to get out and close it myself like a taxi man

[🥷🏾 @Money_Diplomats]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘NOBODY WANTS THIS’ has been renewed for Season 3 at Netflix.

[Laroi ⚖️ @fwlaroiski]

y'all why was I in an Uber with my mother and the driver took the wrong turn. my mother said "damn, this gun is heavy as hell in my bag. I should've left it in the house."

[Naniee.2x @Naniee2x]

I’m the easiest person to ragebait like please don’t say shit to me cause yes I am going to get mad

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

once bitten, now biting.

[Bobola @BJAdeparusi]

If you can’t prepare all these as a man, your parents have failed.