Ola Gulch

Geomechanics | Hydrogeodesy | Groundwater Modeling | PhD @Virginia_tech | @arsenal

[Ola Gulch @Ennymatics]

@Atleti 🤣🤣🤣

[Marz @Josep49631]

@cptdankkk So the $10k ring was fake. Thats real to me.. lol

[Ola Gulch @Ennymatics]

@Sakaextra2 Denílson and Baptista

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

This week, I'm gonna be sending risky texts first thing in the morning everyday so that i can reduce my screen time.

[Wale Lawal @WalleLawal]

Nigerian Immigration Officer: Where are you flying from?

Me: Nairobi

NIO: What did you go there for?

Me: A conference.

NIO: What do you do?

Me: I’m a researcher.

NAO: So what do you study?

Me: Corruption.

[Ola Gulch @Ennymatics]

@OInnocxnt @only1KidMarley @Sir_Fin You suppose swipe right o🤣

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"You didn't buy turkey today"

Madam put egg, teeth dey pain me

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨REPORT: France's 1x Ballon d'Or winner & 2x UCL winner, has "DEMANDED" a un-named 0x Ballon d'Or winner & 0x UCL winner to start making defensive efforts for the World Cup.

[27. @dimvji]

sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

DID YOU KNOW : your Smart TV came with a whole living room set ?

[Tifẹ́ @BoluAyos]

The night I received break up message I didn’t reply back I wanted to wait till the following day maybe she’d change her mind. Waking up I couldn’t find my phone again, it has been stolen 😂.

[Ola Gulch @Ennymatics]

@InatFCBB @noobyjevv If they play

[Sire Chetuni™ @ChetuniAFC]

Mikel Arteta to every team in the league next season:

[Italian 🚅🇮🇹🇻🇦 @Italian347]

In the beginning was the.... Word, you say?

[BOBNARLEY @B0BNARLEY]

@DotComParker That could be a picture off the Internet ask him to put his nut sack on top of it and take another

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

one of the healthiest habit anyone could learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started talking to my co-founder like Claude

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “What is Barça missing to win the Champions League? The Champions League is a competition that DESTROYS projects, and I hope that’s not the case at Barça”.

“We must not think that just because you don’t win it, everything that has been built is no good. The league is the competition that gives you consistency and continuity. In the Champions League, you need to reach the decisive stages in good condition, without injuries, and refereeing also has a huge impact”.

“What matters is that the daily work is excellent, that the team keeps growing and improving, and that they don’t believe the season is a failure just because they don’t reach the Champions League final or win it. The league is what sets the foundation for judging whether a season has been good or not”.

[Ola Gulch @Ennymatics]

@Aheesha_x If the most consistent fruits of Sharia law are bad fruits, why would any one in their right senses want it in the Southwest in the hopes that “humans” in the southwest will implement it the way you claim it should be?