Eno Jonathan

Former Development 'Communicator' @UNDPNigeria ...I pretend to know what I am doing when taking pictures. Tweets n RTs not necessarily endorsements.

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

My organisation is having an exhibition at the Parc Royale in Brussels. I was delighted to see at least 3 of my photos from North East Nigeria on display. The one with a guy squatting at is one of mine 😃😍. Ashe I know what I'm doing kenan... 😍😍

[Big_Gift @GTgiftie]

A man bought electrical wires worth over ₦3 million to wire his new house. He hired three electricians, they completed the job, got paid, and everyone went their separate ways.

Two days later, he got to the site and discovered that all the wires had been stolen.

When he told some friends, they immediately pointed fingers at the electricians. Convinced they were responsible, he arranged for the three men to be lured to a location on the outskirts of town.

At first, he only wanted them to confess. They denied it.

Then he ordered some guys to be@t them.

After a severe be@ting, one of them finally confessed. According to him, they were indeed responsible and had already sold the wires.

That confession only made the man angrier.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American says she worked with special needs children for years and she would always talk to the parents

She kept hearing the same story from different parents on how their child became special needs

The story went like this: This child was fine, normal, they were hitting all their milestones and developing normally. Then they all said they got this one vaccine, the same vaccine

“They said that they got a specific vaccine, and after that vaccine, it was as if their child's brain was wiped clean”

What’s wild is everyone in the comments seem to guess it, and they all ironically guess the same one…

Ironically this is the exact same vaccine Donald Trump specifically calls out… it’s almost like there is a connection here….

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@bigkozar @CatiaKyen https://t.co/uI5WNwJ4wJ

The bandit themselves claimed they did a N50m giveaway

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@AgboolaAgbaje @Enkaynjama18 @Laurestar I should be telling you that. since u said everything is not Nigeria and we should hold local govt responsible so I'm telling you local govt is still Nigeria

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@AgboolaAgbaje @Enkaynjama18 @Laurestar And local government is not Nigeria????

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@accessbank_help @myaccessbank good morning. Is no one checking your DM these days? I sent a message since yesterday, no response

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@accessbank_help pls check your DM. I've been waiting for someone to respond. Thank you

[Iska Press & Mag 🇺🇸 @Iskanchipress]

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We're excited for this year's submissions.

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@ABUJAPLUG I recommend @Gracevillecc apo-wumba. I left Abuja years ago but I'm still subscribed to their WhatsApp page for messages. You no go ever regret am

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@AirtelNigeria Are you people on break on weekends?

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@AirtelNigeria hello. I bought data and was debited higher than what I selected. This keeps happening. Why? I sent a DM and I haven't been responded to. Thank you

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@themotunglobal I startd sweating until I saw a government house protocol lady had smuggled in a phone which she hid in d tip of her wrapper. Na so i begin beg her o. She gave several excuses cos she knew she wasn't suppsd to come in with phone. She gave me sha. I took only 3 pixs cos of battery

[Adepeju Jaiyeoba @pjlalah]

Let me tell you about the picture in Frame 1.

In August 2017, as a litigation lawyer in Lagos, I had work to do that required me to be at the office during the weekend.

There was only one problem that weekend.

I had a 16 months old son, no nanny and no one to leave him with at home so I asked my boss if I could bring him with me and she was gracious enough to agree. While I was working, my son fell asleep and I had to lay him down on the floor beside my table.

In that moment, I took a picture of him sleeping and made a promise to myself that if I ever had my own firm, at some point in that journey, no woman working with me who had a caregiver emergency and needs to be at work will have to lay her baby on the floor.

That same day, I thought of my struggles as a breastfeeding mother in the workplace and promised again that no woman working with me who had a baby will ever have to struggle for a private space to use her breast pump at work, relieve her aching breast to focus and save some quality milk for her baby.

Frame 2
Today, we finished the renovation of our office building complete with a nursing room.

Litigation is tough for women.

The firm should not make it tougher.

Strichland LP has a nursing room and today, by the grace of God, I kept that promise.

❤️

#WomenInLitigation

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Send your manuscript to [email protected]

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[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@iam__Jezreel Congratulations to the winner

[AGRONOMME 🇷🇼 @Agronomme_]

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[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@Atine30 @i_am_cyndy_bae Pls what's the name? I want to know if he ever found him

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@vanwechel64480 @AmandaGrace_AOG I think this one has already been written out by her in the body of the post

[Eno Jonathan @EnoJonathanO]

@_AndreasHuebner Amen