EarlyBird

Not of this planet. Blending in with the Earthlings. Follow me if you want to go to heaven 😎

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@LironTmk @Omolomo_o @MsBlackurk This would make a great afternoon movie.

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@ezekiel_aleke Good luck Sir

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@UBAGroup I’ve been unable to access my mobile app for 2 months. Multiple emails, no resolution — only generic replies. I don’t have a debit card, so I can’t log in. Please escalate this.

[Ifeanyi ifebi @Nnewi300]

After NYSC, I told my mom to inform all her customers that her son was looking for a job.

She had a small shop where she seels things. She told a customer, a woman. The woman saw me and asked what course I studied.

I told her. Her face brightened.

She had a colleague who started his own IPAN registered laboratory. He already told her he was looking to recruit a fresh graduate of microbiology.

She told him about me and he sent his mail for me to send my CV.

I was invited for an interview. It was a two stage process.

The woman already told me the kind of analysis they do in the laboratory so I read about the basics.

I got the job.

It was through that job that I learnt all I knew about sampling.

It was through the job that I entered a plane for the first time I'm life on company expense.

A good referral helped me here and I am grateful.

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

I got balloons today ☺️
Happy birthday to me!!

[POJU OYEMADE @pastorpoju]

Never see a move of God while you are alive and ignore it. Don't just jump into it, but it could be costly and for a lifetime if you ignore it.

Pray about it and ask God to show you what role you should play and insert you into what he is doing in your generation.

Don't sit in "hate" waiting for something to go wrong.

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: “The situation of Nigeria is by design. The Politicians and rich people need cheap labor to maintain their comfort, which is why they keep people desperate enough to take anything just to survive” - Nigerian Lady reveals

[ABIOLA AUTOS @AbiolaAutos]

NIGERIAN’s PLEASE HELP ME, I CANT AFFORD DIALYSIS ANYMORE AND MY CONDITION IS GETTING WORST DAY BY DAY. PLEASE I NEED ALL HELP I CAN GET. PLEASE IF IS RETWEET YOU CAN AFFORD HELP ME RETWEET.

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@PRINCIPAL_XYX @yabaleftonline Actually we are. Most employers request that certificate for recruitment. It may not be mandatory but it’s necessary if we want better jobs.

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@9mobileng Y’all need to do better. We are really not impressed with the network. I get disconnected like every other day.

[Ezekiel @ezekiel_aleke]

Excel, Power BI and SQL projects that will transform your Resume and Portfolio.

And put you miles ahead in Job interviews.

RT

🧵

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@9mobileng I’m done with this 9mobile. It’s been over eight years already. I’m done making excuses. I have data but no mails, no messages. This is 2023. I better port to a better one.

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@Ada_Nkanu_ @Microsoft Congratulations dear🎉

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@Naija_PR Myself. For my wrong judgment of people.

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@Naija_PR Netflix?
What does this mean 😫

[Davy Ben @_davyben]

@inecnigeria This incompetency stinks. At least, acknowledge the nationwide complaints which have been extraordinarily loud. The world is watching us and the stakes are high. Don't MESS NIGERIANS UP!!

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@Naija_PR $billion gold oo

[EarlyBird @EnochOkwuchi]

@syatnom Happy birthday 🎊

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

real mfs take a picture once every 5 months